As Devon suggested in the two earlier posts over the weekend (Magdalena Frackowiak & Edita Vilkeviciute), I hope some of you bastards took his travel tip & flew down to St. Barts for the week ahead of Candice’s arrival on Sunday. As we’ve stated on numerous occasions, there’s no better way to be a VS Angel super fan (some might call it “stalker”) than to fly down to exotic beaches around the globe & camp out high above on palm trees and watch your favorite models work their bikini bodies. Sure it sounds extremely sad & creepy, but not everyone’s a multimillionaire sugar daddy who actually has a shot at these chicks.
Anyway, I know there are a lot of crack-smoking Candice Swanepoel haters out there, but looking at these pics, it’s pretty much impossible to fathom how a straight dude can hate on this piece of ass. Black dudes love her b/c she’s a crazy-hot white chick & white dudes love her because she’s a crazy-hot chick. I’m not saying there aren’t other chicks hotter than Candice b/c I’m sure that list is long (I’d love to see it!), but to hate on Candice simply because everyone wants to have dirty sex with her is just not cool.
Since we only see photos of Candice, I thought it would cool to post a random Candice interviews w/ future sets. To kick things off, here’s an interview from early 2011 of Candice promoting new bras for VS:
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Damned that's nice tight ass...I could do wonders with that....
@MundoLopez1 "tight" translation equals small.
her face is so naturally pretty and her body looks fab. she has a natural sexiness.. she is one of the few women who would normally be total bitches but you can tell she is really humble and sweet.
@amanda yes very sympathetic face
@amanda So true, she just seems like a really happy and sweet person.
No one can deny that she has one of the best bodies out there. And there's nothing wrong with admitting that we're jealous, ladies.
that is an ass I would give a limb to bend over.
"What Booty"
extremely elite and she admitted she is always doing adult time
Extremely attractive girl, I love her face and perfectly proportioned petite body.
I never will understand her or most VS Models' hype aside from her waist and face. Very flat overall and unappealing IMO (again besides the waist and face)
Nice shape and pretty girl. Be careful though..do not look at Sophie Turner's ass and then suddenly look at Candice's. It's traumatic.
@lkjskldjfkljds we should do an ass-off
@MoeJackson @lkjskldjfkljds no need .. that person seems very bitter , my guess is she got cheated on
@lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson bitch, i'd take any girl & number but yours ... i'd lick their ass & pussy clean ... you ask if it was good licking them, and i answer; why do you think I did it ??
@lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson yeah yeah yeah, say all that crap to hide the fact how stupid and unloved you are ... you are the Devil in disguise, that's how you come off.
@lone ranger @lkjskldjfkljds @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson
I'm as happy as a pig in shit with health, wealth, spouse, career, and improving topspin on my forehand, getting a kick serve finally..woot! You sound like a angry mess..sorry to say but that's how I see you. Quit transferring you pathologies onto me. "Transference" is very common in abnormal psychology. I know that you always have to have the last word because of your narcissism so knock yourself out. I will pray for you.
@lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson i was so right on the money about your bitterness! sheesh, what were your parents thinking? why didn't they use protection?
@lone ranger @lkjskldjfkljds @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson
You're right. You stay here where you can drone on and not have to talk to real women. I know it hurts when they give you fake numbers. There there.
@lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson Good, glad you're leaving, people are getting tired of seeing you rant like a woman going thru menopause.
@lkjskldjfkljds @johnconnor777 @lone ranger @MoeJackson I had pictures on me on the site before Moe changed to the new moejackson site...
@lone ranger @lkjskldjfkljds @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson
I'm going to read my economics and pharmacokinetics websites now. Can't just fill up my head with this stuff or I'll have Alzheimers by age 50.
@lone ranger @lkjskldjfkljds @johnconnor777 @MoeJackson
Something tells me you would not be able to hit my "spot". Sorry. "a pussy has no face". Wow, you are a real lady magnet, I can just tell.
@lkjskldjfkljds @johnconnor777 @lone ranger @MoeJackson woah, did we hit the spot with you ?? i don't care what you look like to be honest, a pussy has no face.
@johnconnor777 @lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @MoeJackson I am a health professional (nutrition is just my hobby) and deal with the public. I could not be posting bikini pics here #careersuicide. How bout some "bastardly men" I suspect there would be some pot bellies, manboobs and chicken legs lighting up these pages. That describes a guy I used to date but he was sooooo picky about women, they had to be perfect..LOL #1petpeeveaboutmen #dontbethatguy
@johnconnor777 @lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @MoeJackson I love them ladies .. not so uptight like models are, heh
@lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @MoeJackson I am starting to get turn on...like the say on the internets, picture or it didn't happen. We need new bastardly ladies
@lone ranger @lkjskldjfkljds @MoeJackson
you couldn't handle it. Your head would explode. My body is tall, slim but with some of Sophie's fine assests/proportions. I play tennis 2 hrs a day so am def not fat. I'm also a nutritionist so I know what I'm doing. You're going to have to just trust me bc I would never post my pic on this sleazy site..sorry Moe...it is entertaining though. Clearly, I keep coming back. :) PS- Moe always does "Bastardly Matchups" and "What's your favorite flavour" etc He's comparing girls so it's weird to call that bitter.
@bryanzee @lone ranger model-thin girls get the most looked at, they draw the most attention, I would assume.
@lone ranger
"girls always think being a bit thick is better, but the slim girls get the more attention. "
Bingo, while stacked women are appealing in a primal way, women who are more proportionate are overall more attractive.
@lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @MoeJackson prove it. Get you spread eagle on the hood of a Camaro, we got a big-selling poster.
@lone ranger @lkjskldjfkljds @MoeJackson
a little thick is like Sophie's body..not chubby. I'm actually tall and slim, not some short, fat chick..lol Sophie is awesome and I have a huge girl crush on her. "now mozy on down, you dick hungry broad"...now who's bitter again? LOL I'm sure the girls just love you.
@lkjskldjfkljds @lone ranger @MoeJackson you are bitter cause you are always comparing girls to other girls, i can tell you, girls always think being a bit thick is better, but the slim girls get the more attention. you are trying to reassure you otherwise.
now mozy on down, you dick-hungry broad.
@lone ranger @MoeJackson @lkjskldjfkljds bitter? Saying Candice is gorgeous and has a very nice shape is bitter? Candice has a very, very, very, small white girl booty and very, very, very, small boobs. I much prefer Sophie's body because she basically has it all. I don't know any of these girls personally, just like a fit, thick girl with T&A. Can't we all just play nice in the sandbox and get along now? ps- I have an amazingly handsome, healthy, athletic, successful, tall man who has never cheated on anyone in his life. I am a very lucky girl. :) And MOE, YES, let's have an ASS OFF just for fun! :)
@lkjskldjfkljds Candice's ass still look good to me.
@Bozz @lkjskldjfkljds
I think most men would rather grab a handful of Sophie's ass instead of a handful of tail bone. Candice is gorgeous but she would not attract a boob man or an ass man.
@lkjskldjfkljds @Bozz candice still has an ass i'd like to sink my teeth in. at least she has some meat.
@lkjskldjfkljds off topic, but how do you even remember your own username?
"there’s no better way to be a VS Angel super fan (some might call it “stalker”)" Hilarious. I'm heading to Cancun as we speak to see if Miranda is still there!
@Spanglylovesheels I have noticed most of the VS photoshoots are in St. Barts, I don' think they would ever go to a very "mainstream" place like Cancun... can you imagine the multitude there?
@johnconnor777 @Spanglylovesheels this explains why I am not seeing any angels!
@Spanglylovesheels It would be a race for second place behind Jessica Biel.
@Spanglylovesheels
awesome! If you need help finding her just buy a really cheap bottle of tequila and drink half of it. i heard that makes it easier to locate Miranda
@MoeJackson @Spanglylovesheels done and done!
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@johnconnor777 that episode was awesome
Now that is a great body.
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