Vanity Fair Oscars Party: Possibly Newly Single Irina Shayk Looked Amazing

2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Was this hotter than Miranda Kerr? That’s debatable. Hotter than Heidi Klum’s plunging “TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU TONIGHT”! dress? No question abou tit!

The fact that Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t accompany Irina Shayk to last night’s Vanity Fair Oscars Party, we’re gonna assume that they both had a really big fight and as a result, Irina’s officially single! There should be a worldwide ‘Three Strikes’ rule for sugar daddies who bag really hot chicks & then don’t do anything with them in public for one reason or another.

Sure Irina might want to hit certain events by herself (S.I. Swimsuit parties, for example), but when hitting up Oscar after-parties in Los Angeles, you’d think Cristiano would play it safe & be closer than usual to his woman, especially when you consider the fact that all men in Hollywood turn into hungry wolves following the Oscars. Who knows, maybe Jim Carrey swooped in w/ his hobbit feet?