NBA Pimp Joakim Noah Flexes His King Sugar Daddy Muscles In Ibiza
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As most of you NBA fans know, the Knicks are reinventing themselves again (this comes after multiple reinvention efforts over the past 15 or so years), but maybe the combination of Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah can finally make the difference if—and that’s a really, really BIG IF—the pair can remain healthy. That’s obviously a NYC billboard-sized “IF” because let’s face it, the odds are stacked against the Knicks that Derrick Rose and others on the roster will be healthy come playoffs next season.
Having said that, if Joakim Noah happens to get injured, I have a feeling he won’t mind chilling inside his NYC sweet-spot in the company of his supermodel girlfriend—assuming the chick in the photos isn’t simply one of those temporary yacht-fueled flings. The dude was spotted having a great time while on board a luxury yacht with friends in Ibiza, Spain earlier today. Judging by the photos, Joakim looks completely unfazed by his recent trade, but then again, he didn’t exactly get traded to Charlotte or Oklahoma! It’s NYC and I’m sure he’ll have a field day nibbling away on all the supermodels in the city. That bastard.