Maggie Gyllenhaal Airing Armpits In Hollywood

I know beautiful European women run around w/ mini-fros in their pits, but this is Maggie-bloody-Gyllenhaal, for God’s sake!! The closest Maggs has been to being European is when she studied in London following her graduation from Columbia University (thank you imdb).

All joking aside, someone please hand this poor woman a brown bag* & a razor.

*Brown bag is for her head