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Maggie Gyllenhaal Airing Armpits In Hollywood

I know beautiful European women run around w/ mini-fros in their pits, but this is Maggie-bloody-Gyllenhaal, for God’s sake!! The closest Maggs has been to being European is when she studied in London following her graduation from Columbia University (thank you imdb).

All joking aside, someone please hand this poor woman a brown bag* & a razor.

*Brown bag is for her head


18 comments
al0326
al0326

you idiots dont realize that maybe she likes them hairy and her husband dont mind either?? Who the fuck are you to judge.

RockHard
RockHard

This Bitch is GROSS, and looks about 50

Master171
Master171

Maggie also makes me vomit. She is disgusting and should never been seen without a brown bag. Even in movies. GAWD she is ugly!

Gail
Gail

Maggie makes me vomit. My boyfriend thinks she's not talented an actress and yes a mutt. My dog is cuter than her.

Smokey
Smokey

Hairy pits are hot. I dont know why you all are complaining. If it wasnt natural, hair wouldnt grow there. Bottom line, shaved pits are for pedophiles.

GGG
GGG

I guess you saints have never had an off-day? Never forgot or couldn't be bothered to shave your pits or legs? No that's right, you must all be waxing and razoring like, every five minutes, terrified of seeing your own body fluff and worrying society's gonna judge you for it.

And Maggie roxx.

glimmer
glimmer

but i guess the real question bastardly has thought us to ask is, 'are the breast real??'

Gia
Gia

i dont really care about her armpits, thats her business...i am more concerned that people actually think she is good looking. she is one of the homeliest looking actresses out there & she isnt that fantastic of an actress to make up for her homeliness.

that being said i dont expect everyone to be drop dead gorgeous & to each their own. i just find her to be incredibly frumpy & soccer mommish looking...NO matter how made up on the red carpet she gets.

mulligan
mulligan

how can you NOT love this woman. even in a bad moment meant for no-one to see. dumbasses.

Nodakgirl
Nodakgirl

Criminal! Inexcusable! For as little as only fiddy-bucks-a-pit, The-Maggs-Meister can DEFINITELY afford to get a laser job for permanent hair removal, right? Whaddup widdat? Unless Peter Sarsgaard likes to nuzzle up to a slippudda-tongue, widdo-biddo, salty-snack that's slightly FUZZY-WUZZY, too! mmm-mmm-YUM-n-TICKLY!

The Baron
The Baron

When will the common American man and woman understand that show yourself as you really are with no additions or exceptions is a natural thing to do? Maybe she has left the hair to grow because of a new movie, where the director has asked her to do so. Remember brother Jake shaving his head for "Jarhead"!

get it get it
get it get it

this pics old ya'll. she looks kinda dikey-do in it though.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Remember Julia Roberts' hairy pits at Cannes? Ugh. That was egregious! At least Maggie isn't in a formal gown, on a red carpet, waving to the world. I'm not exonerating Maggie, however. Celebs know there are paparazzi everywhere. They bitch about it constantly. When Maggie chose to put on a tank top and go out in public, she should have thought to shave her armpits.

Dev
Dev

this is her w/out the celebrity mask.

Nemo
Nemo

She looks really bad there (and normally, I agree, she's pretty good looking); not just with the hairy armpits, but the corpse like face doesn't help much either.