March Madness Hotties Bracket – Sweet 16 – EAST

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In this latest round we’re including five hand-picked images for each remaining chick (thanks, Google Images!), so make sure you bastards carefully analyze each photo before placing your vote. You never know, there might be an image in the gallery that might just change your vote in favor of the other person. Remember to place your vote in the other regions: West, Europe, & Rest of the World.

Also, gotta thank Gabbo for the idea to do the March Madness Hotties Tournament. All analysis comes from him, as well.

1 Olivia Wilde vs 4 Jessica Alba1 Olivia Wilde vs 4 Jessica Alba

Quick Analysis: Olivia is trouncing the field so far as a #1 should. Alba/Biel should have more than just headshots though, right?

7 Scarlett Johansson vs 6 Kate Upton7 Scarlett Johansson vs 6 Kate Upton

Quick Analysis: Much to the dismay of the board commenters, Kate Upton rolled up another win. How will she do against Scar Jo whose been on even more magazine covers?

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14 comments
Theprinceisonfire
Theprinceisonfire

Ok so this field...is quite weak. Jessica alba has a bad picture going against her, but she really is one of the most beautiful women in hollywood.  Olivia is overrated in my opinion, I don't like her square jaw , and I think her body doesn't live up to Jessica, but whatever. Kate Upton is a pretty girl, but she shouldn't be here. Scarlett is a great actress IMO, and has the strongest sex appeal ever, but she isn't exactly a canonic beauty.That being said, Jessica Alba should win this, but Scarlett's charm is undeniable.

skilligan
skilligan

I have never and will never vote against jessica alba, scarlett is hotter than kate but scarlett is SO annoying i had to think twice

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Jessica > Olivia. I like Olivia but she is no better looking than Jessica.

Scarlett > Kate. Kate has an awful body, hairy lip, disgusting mole and chicken legs.


Nobodysfaultbutmine
Nobodysfaultbutmine

Olivia and Scarlett. Why was Scarlett's pic changed? It's her lips, not her tits.

errsome
errsome

Olivia and Scarlett.

ElizaR
ElizaR

Olivia and Scarlett

bryanzee
bryanzee

Jessica is hotter than Olivia Wilde, but just a very small margin. 


The second match up is with two of the most overrated girls in the biz, had to go with Scarlett because she's just slightly less sloppy than Kate Upton. 

McP
McP

@lenilovesfeet Yep, nailed it.  I really want to vote for Olivia, she's intelligent and kind (and beautiful).  But I'm trying to submit an honest vote just based on appearance, not personality, so no choice but to vote for Alba.

nrkey
nrkey

@McP Dude, i can't even look at that shit. Ugh.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I would not even mind her wide waist if she had a nice round ass and thick thighs, if she did she would look proportionate. But now? Upper body of a fat girl, lower body of a skinny girl. Face is nothing special either, pretty but meh.