Pictured: Katy made an appearance on ‘Jimmy Fallon’ last week. Watch the video after the jump.
We called Katy Perry‘s demise sometime last year, but obviously we were a bit anxious with our forecast. The 28-year-old pop star hit the entertainment industry jackpot with her 2008 single “I Kissed a Girl” and aside from her questionable marriage to Russell Brand, it’s been fairly smooth sailing for Katy Perry & the army of suits who advise her behind the scenes.
Since Katy Perry can’t possibly compete with Rihanna in the dirty, sexually-charged pop star industry, she’s opting to tackle the highly competitive motivational singer circuit. Of course, she’ll strategically bust out her rack for the cameras when necessary, but for the most part, she plays the good-Christian-girl-gone bad-then-back-to-good card fairly well and she seems to be making a lot of money doing it. The thing that’s so annoying is that millions of her fans refuse to see through the bullshit and keep fanning the rising flames of her fame, when they could easily see that she has nothing new to offer and turn their attention (and wallets) to the next deserving act (albeit temporarily).
Katy’s latest single “Roar” off her upcoming album “Prism,” which will bombard every possible outlet later this Friday (October 18), is obviously gunning for the highly lucrative Olympics theme song market, as well as hoping to cash in on repeat plays inside stadiums & arenas during various sporting events. You can just see her sitting inside a boardroom and getting advised by a bunch of suits, “Katy, what you need to do is make a clean song about winning & fighting—we can sell that to businesses. You showing your rack to the cameras and singing about kissing girls will win you a little more fame, but what good is fame when you can’t make money off of it?”
It’ll be interesting to hear theories about what’s keeping Katy in the business and how long people expect her to stay. Since we enjoy having a very niche secret society of haters on the site, I’m sure you bastards have a few ideas to throw around…
Katy on ‘Jimmy Fallon':
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Oh I thought she'd already left.. ugly bitch.
Ehh. Great body, but I don't think she's very pretty. 2 ponytails look bad on her.
she can't compete with Rihanna or Lady Gaga because she has neither talent or voice...
I couldn't finish watching her sophomoric shenanigans- Irritatingly contrived- Any sexual charge her image may project is washed away with her silly nerve racking antics... She's so Urban Outfitters.
Katy Perrys Eyes and Sick Boobs will keep her Jack off Worthy for another year or so but her Act is Stale.
She cant compete with Rihana, Nikki Manaj and Kie$ha stole her Colorful Idiot act , Lady Ga Ga has the Tween Whore - LEsbians and Gays on Lock Down and Miley Cyrus Co-Opted the Slutty Whore/ Jizz Queen act.
Nothing for Katy to do now except get naked for Playboy ( in of itself Irrelevant ) or do a photoshoot with Terry Richards.
We're already lost two pair of greats breasts recently with the pregnancies of JLH and Jessica Simpson. Neither is expected to return to glory. These wonder hooters need to stick around.
She's not going anywhere... she'll have the best selling pop album of the year... and compared to all the other crap out there by lady gaga, kesha, etc. it's actually well deserved
@johnconnor777 Rihanna has talent and a voice? She's an auto-tuned mess and her only talent is her beauty.
Lmao