Current Issue of Playboy

okay, so there was might hype about the new playboy b/c Charisma Carpenter was going to be in it. I’ll just have to say that I was disappointed with her pictoral. There was no full frontal nudity….which I think she should’ve done, not only because I wanted to see but b/c it’s not like she got much going on right now that Angel is cancelled. I mean, she does have a nice rack but she also has the dark silver dollar size arreolas…not completely kickin but still a mouthful.

anyways though….the other pictoral spreads are pretty damn awesome. the playmate of the month is this japanese chick…hiromi oshima….she’s hot and has an amazing rack…she’s the asian girl that was in the beginning part of the Shake Yo Tailfeather video. also, they got a pictoral of the playmate of the year….damn, she’s frickin hot…

alright, so that’s this month’s issue of playboy…. i was looking forward to charisma carpenter but found that the other 2 spreads were much more arousing…

The discussion on Hiromi Oshima continues in these two posts:

Hiromi Oshima – Before Playboy

Hiromi Oshima – Another Pic


50 comments
Big Fan
Big Fan

I need to get ahold of Different Strokes 15 with Varian Grey in it, anyone have a copy? im willing to pay 50$ USD

Wowbooty
Wowbooty

whateva, Charisma is Hot! and u really vying Hiromi, yeah she is a looker and has a bod! i think i saw one of her video at http://celebcurry.com

gram
gram

how do i contact varian grey...i have info on mike

betting
betting

You can also take a look at the sites on- Tons of interesdting stuff!!!

Your site has made me smile :-)

Man da NY
Man da NY

Steve

If I only could get ma knuckles on yo, I'm plug ya like chicken that ya R. You mother fu%ker betta be cool. See ya light is numbered in my book. I promise to be fast ya sick mother fuck$r.

Ron
Ron

Yeah, maybe so ... but Steve's scum regardless how you put it.

Ismael
Ismael

Here's how it goes:

First it was "Adam & Eve.

Now we got"

Adam & Steve.

That's exactly why Steve is the way he is... what do you expect? it's in his gene-pool and his dad might have been already gay.

Ron
Ron

There are no back alley photos of our super sexy woman like Steve assumes. Steve, you should be working at Disney or something... really you got talent. That's what all the twisted fucks do ... go to places where you least expect to find'em.

Steve! get a life.

steve aka "Mr. Chest"
steve aka "Mr. Chest"

"he(varian) wouldn't want those babies in the worng hands." dude, the guy slides his penis into vaginas on VHS and he doesn't want to email a few photos of him with a playboy model; odd time to become a prude. Considering what Jarmo's goons did to his other photos, I don't understand why he doesn't want to combine his stuff with my stuff and well.....Perhaps he "still cares for her." Crazy Yankees

Moe
Moe

No can do steve.

First: I don't have Var-Hiromi xxx Pics. The only pic I have is the one you see.

Second: Even if Varian sends the photos our way, I doubt we will post any explicit photos b/c we have to uphold the little respectability we have in the blogging-community.

What I suggest is for you to try convince Varian himself. He's cool, but I can understand his situation too. he wouldn't want those babies in the wrong hands.

Lastly: propose something more doable, man. The interview (we are Asian, alright. We know plenty of Japs, my friend) & back-alley Hiromi photo (Apart from being great blackmail material, this photo sounds funny, more than anything else) will be excellent material for future discussions on the site.

As you can see, we're not bastards as our domain name makes us out to be. We're just lazy people who have overly lax jobs.

steve
steve

visiting milwaukee, not hanging with "the fonze" at Leon's Custard after a math test. We've got plants here so I spend August and September in the Chicago area; good time to do it with the hurricane coming.

the interview of Hiromi is entirely in japanese, so if you're not down with nihongo it's not a fun listen. the interviewer was a friend of mine and she posed as a porn producer trying to recruit Hiromi(funny shit). The best line was "I've seen you're work in Miami, especially the piece you did with the gentlemen behind the hotel." You only get to speak to Hiromi if you speak japanese, otherwise Jarmo does all the talking and won't put you through.

It was only after I stumbled into the gangbang that I wanted to find out more about the young lady on the receiving end of it. you don't often see such sights in teh grease biz. The public sex was photographed by one of my employees, he recognized her.

I'll send you a photo and the Hiromi interview for your xxx varian-hiromi pics. I'd love to make multiple copies and plaster them to Modelling Society's front door.

Jackson
Jackson

at any point in the interview does she say, "i feel you take advantage of me." (think boater accent)

Moe
Moe

dude, when you say 'well-documented' you gotta show the documents.

2 questions:

- you live in Miami, but go to school in Milwaukee?

- hook us up w/ the interview you were referring to. I want to hear those school girl giggles & the fobby english

steve
steve

Never underestimate the potential for shallowness when it pretains to a japanese female. For the double-X chromosomed Nipponese sex, boyfriends, cell phones, cars, plush toys, they're all products.

Varian, I'd like to know how Hiromi liked to get it. There is a well documented back alley gang bang she endulged in, anything freaky that went down during your tenure with the Shibuya-Super-Slut?

Varian, have you thought about taking a job with japanese porn label Moodyz? There is nothing in modern culture that compares to what these cats create. www.moodyz.com How were your interactions with Jarmo Pohjaniemi?

Moe
Moe

Dude, how do you always end up on this old post? I can't even find it on Google anymore.

anyway, major maintenance is going down w/ the site, so don't expect any new posts for a week or so.

I'll email you about the photos later. I think I have a better way for you to get them to us. As for now, I got to get my ass runnin'

Jackson
Jackson

Varian, particular comments you'd wanna check out on the "Hiromi Oshima - Before Playboy" post.

#'s 15, 16, 20, 21, 24, 26, 28, 31, 34, 40

...haterade?

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

'Sup fellas? didn't know where to find this new addy for the Hiromi blog until Moe hipped me to it.

i don't see anything new up here, though. and the dates the post were put up don't show (just the year and month). but who knows... maybe i'm on the wrong link.

to answer Moe's request to shoot some more pre-Playboy photos of our Ms. Oshima.. sure no prob. but i want to see them up here somewhere if i do send them versus on some yahoo tribute site. just let me know where to shoot them to.

word

Varian

Moe
Moe

No worries, man. i don't think this post will die too soon. As I've said, Playboy is very strong.

Anyway, the more I read about costa rica, the more I think I'm gonna go when Missy goes. Apart from visiting cool friends & feeding on the eye candy, there's just so much crap to do there.

Varian, my man. 1000 Hiromis?! Don't get us too excited or Jax and I will have to start researching cheap tix to Tokyo. Actually, I don't think I could hang with the typical gucci wearing, LV-bag carrying japanese chick...although, I'm working towards those superficial standards. I'm sure Jax can handle the monetary heat...

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

actually that last line was ...keep ME in the loop.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

hey all

i've found it kinda entertaining to check this post out every once in awhile. you all are quite humorous (in a ha ha kinda way).

i was just reading some of the recent post under the pic of Hiromi and i... i want to know what's up with all the models y'all are talking about. hook a brotha up! yea, as you all know... i'm pretty single these days and am always in search of a new hottie. would i make the same mistake twice and hook her up with modeling if she's hot? yea, i'm kinda hard headed sometimes.

and hmmm. Japanese girls really dig black guys in Hawaii? oh boy, i'm there. i didn't know it was like that. hell, it'll save me a trip to Tokyo, huh? although in Tokyo i could find 1000 Hiromis.

well, i hear Costa Rica is pretty crackin. Hiromi and i were actually gonna fly to Costa Rica instead of South Beach and were gonna live there awhile. yea, hindsight is always 20/20. f***.

keep my in the loop

Varian

Philip
Philip

Moe maybe right on the effect on what a c**k sucking Hiromi pic might do, but there is always the curious side, if you were so willing earlier to send pics it would be best to send it to a few people (aka email, not by posting), perhaps those only involved in this Hiromi discussion

If you decide to send it, here's my email heyitzphil@yahoo.com.

By the way, Varian, here are some the links that you were asking for:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Fanclub_hiromi_oshima/

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hiromi_oshima/

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HIROMIOSHIMAplaymate/

You need a yahoo account to join the groups, well i guess thats it for now

-Phil

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

Ok Moe... tell you what: i will send one pic of Hiromi licking my c***. but i want to see it put up here where i can see it and read the feedback. i sent one already and it's not even up here, so how about putting that one up first and the other will be on it's way. Hell, i may even send a few more after that (others will be normal pics), just for the hell of it. reading some of the post on this site is kinda a kick sometimes. although there hasn't been too much lately.

And the other thing i want to know about: there's tribute sites to Hiromi? chrissakes. that's funny to me because when i met that girl, she was just a cute kid from Tokyo living in Puerto Vallarta (where we met). i'm sure her head has swelled up pretty good by now, which sucks because until last Spring Break (2003), when we flew to South Beach to hook up with a Playboy contact, she was the sweetest girl you'd ever meet. likely that girl is gone and lost forever. which makes me kinda sad, really. i would like to know a few links to these tribute sites, anyways. hell, even i like to reminence sometimes. i really do miss that sweet girl that no longer exist.

word to your mother

Varian

Moe
Moe

I wish very much to share a similar experience with you & other readers, but God has not been so kind as to allow me to have sex with extremely beautiful women on a boat under the sun! Possibly Jackson can share something...

as for providing photos: Varian, 1 or 2 will not hurt. It will be for comedic relief. You must already understand this, but we cannot really do damage to someone who's so damn beautiful & hot so easily. It's just that there are all these Hiromi tribute sites on the web---what's wrong w/ one that kinda takes a couple (innocent) shots? See, purely harmless, my friend. Purely harmless.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

Well, revealing my identity is not too much of an issue since alot of folks already know that her and i were together. i would provide the hair mussed up pics, but i just can't bring myself to f*** up a girl a used to care alot about. (although she did me bad, i should lead by example.)

And no Jackson, we don't need to rip on the poor girl. she cried for months over our break up. i know it's not what either of us really wanted. it was pretty much just circumstances and some shysty agents/management that saw dollar signs and would stop at nothing to control their investment.

i'm happy for Hiromi's success and wish her the best of luck in the future.

btw: one of my favorite movies i was in... Different Strokes 15: Bad Ass Bikini Babes. it was shot on Lake Union & Lake Washington in Seattle on a cool boat with lots of sun and drink. probably the most fun i had on any shoot mainly because it was just a normal day out on the water. almost like not working at all. lol.

Jackson
Jackson

Yeah, I got it too....good stuff Varian. It's actually a nice pic and I'm not sure how to post it....do we want to reveal your identity too? Are we going to rip on her?

also...so what's one of your best movies?

Moe
Moe

Varian, just received it. Nice photo, indeed. I think jackson was expecting a few, but I guess he will have to work w/ what you've provided. Don't you have a photo of her where her hair is all messed up or at least one where she doesn't look super hot? We need substance, my friend, substance!

nonetheless, whatever happens, this should be funny.

cheers, man.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

okay, just e-mailed a pic of Hiromi and i on the beach in Playa del Carmen, Mexico just a block from where we lived together last year.

not exactly dirt, but i nice pic of a beautiful beach in the Caribbean and some great memories. slinging dirt is tempting guys, but it's just not my style.

peace

Varian

Moe
Moe

Philip, right on, man.

First, Varian has to bring his ass back here to lay down the smack on his ex.

Remember V-man...the contact info is on the left whenever you're ready :-)

That goes for all you people looking to lay down the smack on your ex's. Just make sure you send a presentable photo w/ out them knowing that you're sendingit (it will piss them off that much more when they google their name one day to find the post about them)

Philip
Philip

Yea, I agree with Moe, email those pics

If you want I could do an entire article on her, email it to me

Moe
Moe

Varian, you're a porn star?

Email the few pics that those bastards weren't able to get their slimmy hands onto and I'm sure Jax is ready to do a 'Scandalous Hiromi' article.

We'll make sure to give you the justice you deserve.

I can guarantee that it will be funny.

oh yes, the Hiromi Dirt can be kindly sent to (no worries about size):

comments (at) phatchicks.com

catch you later, man.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

well, no... i don't really take things too personal i read on the net. i was once in the media glare myself (although the glare i was in wasn't nearly as bright as Hiromi's).

yes, sex vid and pics would be definite proof. and i did have the vids at one time but, of course, Hiromi's handlers saw to it that it was stolen from me along with my hardrive being erased of thousands of xxx pics of her in i together. fortunately i managed to save a few jpegs that are proof positive of my identity.

if y'all want some insight and dirt into Hiromi's ex, go ahead and google my name to find out who i was up until we went our seperate ways. then you'll begin to understand why her handlers thought it best for her to distance herself from me.

oh, and by the way, if i should decide to post any personal pics of us... y'all will have to tell me how that works on this site because i haven't the slightest idea how the f*** i'd go about doing that here.

Moe
Moe

haha. Varian, please don't take anything we say personally. we enjoy your knowledge on this Ms. Oshima.

We're just skeptical of the internet, that's all.

Jackson
Jackson

Yes, I think a home sex video would be suffice proof or naked polaroids.

Moe
Moe

Dude, so you're telling me you had hot, crazy asian sex with the one and only hiromi oshima? There's no reason for me not to believe you because even if I did think you were pumping air up my ass, it would make no difference, whatsoever. The only thing I can ask you do is to email hardcore proof comprising of personal photos of you two together (you know from mexico, etc etc). It would be a good story to run for our 5-6 users explaining how this evil chick left your ass in the dust for all fame & fortune. I'm sure Jackson would be up for it. :-)

Anyway, laydown some more dirt that I wouldn't be able to find on the net. My sources run deep.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

well, to answer a few of you who posted after me.... no, i'm not a moron signing Anonymous then my name being at the bottom. it's just the first time i posted on this site and didn't know how the f*** it worked.

and no, i'm not stalkerish... the little brat girl we're speaking of was actually my ex.

and yes, i do have a wealth of info, but i'm not that likely to share it. i did then just because i happened to see a few things online that were totally untrue about someone i once cared alot about, so i figure it wasn't that much sweat off my nose to set the record straight. sometime relationships don't work out for whatever reasons, then we try to move on. sometimes it's not as easy as it would seem.

Moe
Moe

Hey lets not discourage Varian from coming back. He has a wealth of knowledge on playmates and god knows who else!

Jackson
Jackson

you know what's really lame....varian signed it Anonymous, but if you look right below it says Comment by Varian Gray....what a fuckin' moron!

Moe
Moe

haha, you couldn't hold back, could you?

Jackson
Jackson

who the fuck is varian gray? thanks for confirming that her boobies are real... and the indepth biography of where she's lived and her personal life..... *stalkerish...cookoo!??!

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

Miss June 2004 Hiromi Oshima

to answer a few questions. no, her breast are NOT fake. they're 100% real.

and no, she never lived in Mexico City. she lived in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico with her former fiance, then moved with him to Playa del Carmen, Mexico. she flew to Miami last Spring Break (2003), with the ex then left him because of fame and fortune with Playboy. and alot of lame ass haters in South Beach.

signed

Anonymous

Moe
Moe

I think you have a following building up for your playboy mag reviews, man. It is a sad reality, but it's the truth.

Moe
Moe

POSTING PHOTOS MADE EASIER!

NOt that I want any pornographic photos on the site, but you can now post photos by first uploading your shit through the uploads button and then when you go to the write screen, look to the top right corner. There you will see a link reading "Insert Image"

click here and let it work its wonders!

let me know if it works out better than the shit now

Moe
Moe

haha, I'm surprised they;re online. I'm impressed. She definitely makes the Asian race proud.

I wonder if she has implants?

Jackson
Jackson

she's straight from the motherland....

the title of her pictoral is "Made In Japan"

...it's so worth buying... i looked up info on her and it says she was living in Mexico City before moving to South Beach to model and now Playboy...she's on her way to stardom!

Moe
Moe

hah. Your review on Hiromi definitely builds some curiousity, I have to admit, but I don't know if it's worth shelling out like 10 bucks for the mag

is this chick straight out of Japan or what? You would think she'd americanize her name to something like "hillary" or "heather" or whatever