BREAKING!! Audrina Dropped Her Car Keys Yesterday!

These were snapped yesterday as Audrina left an office building after putting a smile on some random executive’s face.

I’m pretty sure Audrina’s agent told her to do it when she’s being followed by members of the paps. While giving her an extra few seconds in front of the paparazzi, dropping her keys also gives her an opportunity to show off her boney white girl booty to kinky photographers positioned behind her. See, Audrina’s not as stupid as we all think she is…

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15 comments
VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

paparazzi fail... she dropped her keys... where's the camel toe, ass crack, obsene cleavage shots?????

Boz
Boz

boring.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

wow she actualy managed to keep those celing eyes up, most of the time, and still find the keys.......was she born blind? I mean really

aurah-leigh
aurah-leigh

I loveeeee audrina

she is really sexyy

joey
joey

Wow. She actually looks less goofy with sunglasses on. Audrina Patridge should try donning a burqa next time to see if that helps.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

What you find hooking in New Jersey?

Angus
Angus

Garbage hose?

What is a garbage hose?

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

I want someone to run up and slug her in the face as the Chariots of Fire theme plays.

spangly
spangly

I want to quit my whole life on the east coast and move to Beverly Hills and follow her around! I bet she smells soooooo good. (Creepy enough for ya.....ha ha!)

skilligan
skilligan

she should have to wear sunglasses all the time, she would be an 8, without she's a 6.5

Some Guy
Some Guy

When I don't have to look at those fucked-up eyes, she's not unattractive.

Mundo
Mundo

Chicken legs anyone? those pants don't look good on her..everything else is okay.

Coach Buzzcut
Coach Buzzcut

I BET SHE COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARBAGE HOSE