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Director & Producer Michael Bay Plays With His Bikini-Clad Toy

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as 46-year old “Transformers” director Michael Bay took a break from tantric sex back at his luxury Miami Beach hotel to hit the beach with his new toy, 27 year old hottie, Lauren Stoner. Apparently this chick is a model from Virgina. He was wearing a ‘Transformers 3′ cap to help further promote the film, which has made over a billion dollars since its big release earlier in the summer. I know a lot of you bastards don’t like this dude, but can you blame him for having a little fun in the sun?

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23 comments
Larry Sanders
Larry Sanders

Proof that asses are a gift put on this earth by god. And faces are a lottery.

mooty
mooty

her body is ridiculous but her face is... her body is ridiculous

Irons
Irons

Daymn, I just stared at her ass for like 10 minutes straight.

Who cares if she has an unfortunate face, that muffin was made in heaven!

azezeal
azezeal

Very much so and more than one but this is Bay

d55
d55

I think a guy in his position can afford to hire a better looking prostitute.

dillan
dillan

Yeah, but the body makes up for the face.

I Am Right
I Am Right

Finally, a fun toy that does not require batteries.

Boz
Boz

He's ugly.

1st_Class_Sgt
1st_Class_Sgt

I didn't see your comment. I've got an itchy trigger finger.

skilligan
skilligan

money solves all a man's problems when it comes to women

Nookies
Nookies

Oh hey its the glamorized pyro-technician

Mundo
Mundo

Humm was this before or after doing Rosie Huntington-Whiteley? cause you know he had something to do with that, you can't just put a non experienced actress on the screen, just cause she's a model...well that's my say anyway...

gallosai
gallosai

Both are fugly, she has a nice booty tho, but I bet he can buy another one more cute.

Glimmer
Glimmer

if bay wasn't an ultra name director it would be a challenge to to expect him to 'do better'.

Glimmer
Glimmer

'but can you blame him for having a little fun in the sun?'

yes, remember we blame him for the decline of civilization.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Toys can be so much fun to play with.

Leni
Leni

I love the scrunch bikini bottoms, they make every butt look nicer. This girl has a nice, slender body.