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So Wait, Glamour Mag Actually Thinks Selena Gomez is a Woman?

Selena Gomez Covers Glamour Magazine, December 2012Photo Credit: Glamour Magazine; Photos by Ellen von Unwerth

If she’s a woman, then what the fuck are Charlize Theron & Halle Berry? Grandmas?

I understand that Selena Gomez just hit 20 this past summer, but we can all agree on the fact that she doesn’t look a day older than 11, in which case this post just took a sudden turn for Creepy Bastardville.

Here’s one of the reasons Selena Gomez qualifies as a women of the year: “She’s giving back to people who need help, because of her own life experience…She’s the exception to so many rules.” Who said that? 22-year-old Taylor Swift!! I think it’s safe to assume that judging by Taylor’s answer, it sounds like somebody was caught off guard & proceeded to simply pull something—anything—out of her ass.

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18 comments
André (@apluc_)
André (@apluc_)

She's 20. She's a woman. She look like one. Look at her body. She's sexy. Maybe she look like a girl sometimes, you can think all time, whatever. She's 20. There're a lot of guys thinking it's sexy. A woman with a cute face. I think so. You can think she isn't the woman of the year. Ok, but you disrespect who don't agree with you. It's a rude post.

spanglylovesheels
spanglylovesheels

I love you Leni. Miss talking with you. We are so simpatico!

Rey T. Fox
Rey T. Fox

You guys must've never gotten laid when you were a teen. Teens start having sex early in junior high school. Selena became a woman years ago.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

I want her hair, it's gorgeous. Selena is way sexier than Victoria, who is so perfect I can't even picture her getting fucked.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Nothing wrong with being called a pretty girl with a hot body, "woman" sounds old, kinda. I'm 34 and still cringe when someone says "woman" about me.

bob
bob

She should wear red lips more often; looks great on her.

spanglylovesheels
spanglylovesheels

The posters on this site have never warmed up to Selena except for a couple of people who are now gone. I like her young look but I also think she has more sizzle than Victoria does. Not arguing that she is prettier since both girls are gorgeous. I think Selena just feels sexier and shows her sexiness more than Vic does. Probably because Biebs has been bangin her and she really is a woman now. I would not be surprised if Vic is still a Virgin. But I am a big Victoria Justice fan. I don't believe we have to take sides on this.

LaLa
LaLa

I agree. She's a few years younger than me and I still don't feel like a woman. To me, a woman is someone who has given birth and wears sensible shoes.

bryanzee
bryanzee

Cutieee!

Perfect size tits also

backwoodsman
backwoodsman

Looks like she's playing dress up for halloween

Madfia
Madfia

this is obv. a sick joke for the magazine, some halloween joke! so people will want to be Selena for the holiday.

Madfia
Madfia

you feel like a man, perfectly natural

Rod Stiffington
Rod Stiffington

Her face says girl. Her tits and ass say woman. Her moustache says man. I'm very confused.

xoo
xoo

she is no woman. i'm her age and i don't feel like a woman.

Nookies
Nookies

Keep in mind feminists get offended when you call females girls. So thanks to the PC police and feminazis yes shes a woman now.

If theres grass on the field, play ball.

sinaplenty
sinaplenty

"You're not a woman until a person has come out of your vagina and stepped on your dreams."

Ryozenzuzex
Ryozenzuzex

Creepy Bastardville? Says the site that regularly posts Bella Thorne