So Wait, Glamour Mag Actually Thinks Selena Gomez is a Woman?

Selena Gomez Covers Glamour Magazine, December 2012Photo Credit: Glamour Magazine; Photos by Ellen von Unwerth

If she’s a woman, then what the fuck are Charlize Theron & Halle Berry? Grandmas?

I understand that Selena Gomez just hit 20 this past summer, but we can all agree on the fact that she doesn’t look a day older than 11, in which case this post just took a sudden turn for Creepy Bastardville.

Here’s one of the reasons Selena Gomez qualifies as a women of the year: “She’s giving back to people who need help, because of her own life experience…She’s the exception to so many rules.” Who said that? 22-year-old Taylor Swift!! I think it’s safe to assume that judging by Taylor’s answer, it sounds like somebody was caught off guard & proceeded to simply pull something—anything—out of her ass.

  • Ryozenzuzex

    Creepy Bastardville? Says the site that regularly posts Bella Thorne

  • she’s still a girl, not a woman

  • sinaplenty

    “You’re not a woman until a person has come out of your vagina and stepped on your dreams.”

  • Keep in mind feminists get offended when you call females girls. So thanks to the PC police and feminazis yes shes a woman now.

    If theres grass on the field, play ball.

  • xoo

    she is no woman. i’m her age and i don’t feel like a woman.

    • you feel like a man, perfectly natural

    • LaLa

      I agree. She’s a few years younger than me and I still don’t feel like a woman. To me, a woman is someone who has given birth and wears sensible shoes.

  • Rod Stiffington

    Her face says girl. Her tits and ass say woman. Her moustache says man. I’m very confused.

    • this is obv. a sick joke for the magazine, some halloween joke! so people will want to be Selena for the holiday.

  • backwoodsman

    Looks like she’s playing dress up for halloween

  • bryanzee


    Perfect size tits also

  • spanglylovesheels

    The posters on this site have never warmed up to Selena except for a couple of people who are now gone. I like her young look but I also think she has more sizzle than Victoria does. Not arguing that she is prettier since both girls are gorgeous. I think Selena just feels sexier and shows her sexiness more than Vic does. Probably because Biebs has been bangin her and she really is a woman now. I would not be surprised if Vic is still a Virgin. But I am a big Victoria Justice fan. I don’t believe we have to take sides on this.

  • bob

    She should wear red lips more often; looks great on her.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Nothing wrong with being called a pretty girl with a hot body, “woman” sounds old, kinda. I’m 34 and still cringe when someone says “woman” about me.

  • lenilovesfeet

    I want her hair, it’s gorgeous. Selena is way sexier than Victoria, who is so perfect I can’t even picture her getting fucked.

    • spanglylovesheels

      I love you Leni. Miss talking with you. We are so simpatico!

  • Rey T. Fox

    You guys must’ve never gotten laid when you were a teen. Teens start having sex early in junior high school. Selena became a woman years ago.

  • She’s 20. She’s a woman. She look like one. Look at her body. She’s sexy. Maybe she look like a girl sometimes, you can think all time, whatever. She’s 20. There’re a lot of guys thinking it’s sexy. A woman with a cute face. I think so. You can think she isn’t the woman of the year. Ok, but you disrespect who don’t agree with you. It’s a rude post.