Nahla’s Thanksgiving: Mommy’s New Boyfriend & Daddy Had A Catfight; Both Go To The Hospital; And, Daddy Goes To Jail

First of all, I’m very curious to see some video footage of French actor Olivier Martinez’s alleged Thanksgiving morning beatdown of French-Canadian male model & Halle’s ex Gabriel Aubry. I imagine a lot of slapping, hair pulling, scratching, chipped fingernails, bad breath, long bear hugs, cigarette breaks & spitting as both men cuss each other out in French.

The latest reports from bribed sources courtesy of deep pockets at TMZ are reporting that there was a scuffle in the morning at Halle’s pad that sent both Gabriel and Halle’s fiance Olivier Martinez to the hospital. There are photos of scratched knuckles on TMZ, so it looks like shit really went down! At the end of the day, Gabriel Aubry ended up in jail at around 5:30 in the afternoon & then was subsequently released after posting the $20,000 bail.

Since when did these rich people get all ghetto? We’re pretty sure the courts are going to screw over Aubry by limiting his visitation rights even more, but I wouldn’t automatically declare Halle the victim in all this simply because Aubry went to her home & got into a fight w/ her new man. All this was probably brewing for a while and simply exploded on Thanksgiving day when Aubry & Halle failed to compromise on how to divide up Nahla’s Thanksgiving day.

Ultimately Halle hit Thanksgiving dinner at her parent’s home w/ fiance Olivier Martinez & Nahla, while
Gabriel Aubry spent the day at the hospital & the jail. The biggest loser in all this is obviously Nahla, but according to those same bribed TMZ sources, Halle apparently rushed Nahla indoors before Olivier & Gabriel started their catfight.

  • she still has men fighting over her

    • McP

      It wasn’t about her. Well maybe it was for Martinez. But Aubrey is just trying to spend time with his daughter, while Barry is a wicked mother trying to prevent that from happening.

      • lenilovesfeet


  • Tapper

    This was the best part of Thanksgiving…well, until Mark Sanchez cemented his place on the NFL’s All-Time Blooper Team against the Pats. Thank you, Gabriel, Olivier and Mark!

  • Charlie Cox

    Why is there always drama when Halle Berry is involved? Some women are just not worth it -no matter how attractive they may be.

    • Moe

      Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding!

  • bryanzee

    I heard Gabriel started it and ended up getting his ass kicked lol

  • McP

    Martinez had it coming. He should have smacked Halle while he was at it. Though yeah I guess he did get the worst of it.

  • Some men will do anything for money and Halle has a LOT of money. She can’t seem to sexually satisfy a man for very long however which is a shame considering the equipment she has to offer.

    • McP

      She’s probably fine in bed, it’s dealing with her the rest of the time that makes men run.

      • Both of her ex-husbands dumped her frosty ass and went looking elsewhere for sex. David Justice said she was sexually boring. A great body doesn’t mean great sex.

        • Moe

          Sexually boring probably bc of giant ego… When everyone tells you that you’re sexy and beautiful 24/7, it must make you a little complacent in the sack

        • Nookies

          Yeah, a lot of women have the mentality “hey, im a girl, I have a vagina. You should feel lucky and fortunate I have decided to spread my legs for you” and they leave it at that. Damn wimins.

  • I’ve always pictured her as a very demanding chick, and very picky on what she wants…maybe it is true, fame makes people act that way…and that’s something most guys can’t stand…just saying.

  • Dustin

    She is an absolute bitch, a manipulative, selfish bitch. Poor Gabriel, I really feel for him. He loves his daughter and wants her in his life but this cunt is doing everything she can to prevent him from being a real father to his little girl. Nahla doesn’t need a replacement daddy(aka her mommy’s little fuck partner) she needs her biological father!

    • Moe

      manipulative is key here.

      I feel like Halle’s using her position to win people on her side. It’s really sad.

  • LaLa

    Halle Berry seems like a complete and utter hectic bitch. She is a manipulative, little snake and I bet she arranged Olivier to take a swing at Aubrey because she knew Aubrey would retaliate and in effect, jeopardise his case for winning full custody of his child. This woman is a total nightmare and control freak. The best thing Aubrey ever did was leave this crazy woman’s ass. For the sake of that child’s well-being, I hope Aubrey will remain an active part of Nahla’s life.

    • Charlii

      Berry needs to go to jail for this. Enough of her shit LAPD do your god damn job! You tools let c go on how many hit and runs. Now she is getting away with setting up assaults? They could be planning to murder Aubry! Do your frickin job LAPD and arrest this scum before she gets away with murder. It soon will no longer be just hit and runs that this c gets away with.