Met Costume Gala – Kate Upton: “I didn’t understand the punk theme.”

Kate Upton at PUNK - Chaos To Couture Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art -MET 1

Really? That’s the best you can do, Kate?

Considering Kate Upton lives in NYC, it’s very difficult to make excuses for why she didn’t hook up with a big name or even an up & coming designer to help punk-her-out for last night’s big Costume Institute Gala. We’re gonna assume she was just very flying around the world doing shoots for the 2014 S.I. Swimsuit Issue….

31 comments
Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Compare this pumpkin to Emilia Clarke and how did she make it to the cover of SI and also quite far in that stupid pool we did last month?! Emilia should have been in that pool too!

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Obsidio Really Obsidio? This is really beautiful? (Leni please insert your closeup pic of her hairy lip and hairy mole)

Gabbo
Gabbo

Spanglylovesheels There's always time for another tourney

bryanzee
bryanzee

Spanglylovesheels 

Majority of guys are just cavemen who only see tits and ass.

Obsidio
Obsidio

bryanzee Spanglylovesheels Since Moe doesn't provide us with their Doctoral dissertations we can only go by what we are given. Basically tits and ass. Kate has all that and she's beautiful too.

bryanzee
bryanzee

Obsidio bryanzee Spanglylovesheels 

She has an ass? All I see is a pretty chick with no ass, a muffin top and sloppy tits.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

She has a cute face, but could  take a better care of herself and remove the hair from upper lip and nose, the mole is not appealing either, teeth are yellow, why not fix it?

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HarryHooray
HarryHooray

Pathetic excuse for a model. One can only imagine how many cocks she sucked to get onto the cover of SI.

bryanzee
bryanzee

In the middle pic, she looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

Obsidio
Obsidio

bryanzee Well then, call me Chunk because she looks perfect.

Obsidio
Obsidio

She doesn't look any different than the other women except she didn't wear black....that, and she's naturally much prettier than most of the other women, and being a natural blond knockout isn't exactly the punk ethos, which celebrates anorexia, acne, skank, clown makeup and indiscriminate piercings.

assman8
assman8

Hate her all you want, but come on. She doesn't look terrible here.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Compare this pumpkin to Emilia Clarke and how did she make it to the cover of SI and also quite far in that stupid pool we did last month?! Emilia should have been in that pool too!

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

Pathetic excuse for a model. One can only imagine how many cocks she sucked to get onto the cover of SI.

bryanzee
bryanzee

In the middle pic, she looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Dress color and style don't do her any favor, meh.

Obsidio
Obsidio

She doesn't look any different than the other women except she didn't wear black....that, and she's naturally much prettier than most of the other women, and being a natural blond knockout isn't exactly the punk ethos, which celebrates anorexia, acne, skank, clown makeup and indiscriminate piercings.

assman8
assman8

She looks surprisingly good here

skilligan
skilligan

her people have to help her with that