Met Costume Gala – Kate Upton: “I didn’t understand the punk theme.”

Kate Upton at PUNK - Chaos To Couture Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art -MET 1

Really? That’s the best you can do, Kate?

Considering Kate Upton lives in NYC, it’s very difficult to make excuses for why she didn’t hook up with a big name or even an up & coming designer to help punk-her-out for last night’s big Costume Institute Gala. We’re gonna assume she was just very flying around the world doing shoots for the 2014 S.I. Swimsuit Issue….

  • skilligan

    her people have to help her with that

  • assman8

    Hate her all you want, but come on. She doesn’t look terrible here.

  • Obsidio

    She doesn’t look any different than the other women except she didn’t wear black….that, and she’s naturally much prettier than most of the other women, and being a natural blond knockout isn’t exactly the punk ethos, which celebrates anorexia, acne, skank, clown makeup and indiscriminate piercings.

  • lenilovesfeet

    Dress color and style don’t do her any favor, meh.

  • bryanzee

    In the middle pic, she looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

    • Obsidio

      bryanzee Well then, call me Chunk because she looks perfect.

  • Mundo Lopez

    Boobies boobies!!!

  • HarryHooray

    Pathetic excuse for a model. One can only imagine how many cocks she sucked to get onto the cover of SI.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Compare this pumpkin to Emilia Clarke and how did she make it to the cover of SI and also quite far in that stupid pool we did last month?! Emilia should have been in that pool too!

    • Spanglylovesheels There’s always time for another tourney

      • Spanglylovesheels

        Gabbo  True that

    • bryanzee

      Spanglylovesheels 

      Majority of guys are just cavemen who only see tits and ass.

      • Obsidio

        bryanzee Spanglylovesheels Since Moe doesn’t provide us with their Doctoral dissertations we can only go by what we are given. Basically tits and ass. Kate has all that and she’s beautiful too.

        • bryanzee

          Obsidio bryanzee Spanglylovesheels 

          She has an ass? All I see is a pretty chick with no ass, a muffin top and sloppy tits.

        • Spanglylovesheels

          Obsidio Really Obsidio? This is really beautiful? (Leni please insert your closeup pic of her hairy lip and hairy mole)

        • lenilovesfeet

          She has a cute face, but could  take a better care of herself and remove the hair from upper lip and nose, the mole is not appealing either, teeth are yellow, why not fix it?
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  • Spanglylovesheels

    bryanzee I guess that explains all the ugly people we have.