+ 7.48 High raw score b/c she’s probably crazy in bed!
- 1.50 for having bad taste in sleeping w/ & wanting to be w/ bloody Val Kilmer!
+ 1.00 for launching the ‘I want to inject shit into my lips’ industry
+ 0.25 for possessing one great pair of lips.
+ 0.25 for being in the Forbes Top 10 Richest Celebs list w/ a cool $27mil stash
+ 0.15 for being a little on the crazy side (she has a fucking dragon tat on her back & just bought her 3 yr old son a mobile)
- 0.05 for being a little on the kooky side (more positive, than negative).
+ 1.00 UPDATE 10/2/04 – Angelina planning to lead a life w/out superficial stars. No fucking Val!
Total 8.58 — some flaws drag down the score.
First let me attack the figure…actually, I truly wish I could attack her figure in real life, but sadly, I’ll have to let my lame words do all the attacking. Nothing is wrong w/ the figure, of course (you’ll soon see her naturals exposed in Mr & Mrs Smith alongside Mr. Brad Pitt’s bare ass) except for all that is on the figure. Endless tats are to blame (she has a bloody tiger on her back, for God’s sake).
The obvious plus are her wonderful & much talked about…
I could go on for hours talking about these beauties, but I will just allow you to devour the photo rather than bore you with words.