Tori Spelling: The NoTORIous Queen Tranny-Butterface

With all of the money that she comes from you would think that she could have at least gotten a decent nose job and boob job. Both look deformed, which is not helping her at all. Strange.

I want to cry.

She is so fugly! Just proves daddys $ can't do shit when you are a fugly paris hilton wannabe

O yea and that was me who made that post number 14 my name is Ashley. I just forgot to change the name in that thing after my friend made a post.

Her face always looked weird to me. Maybe it's big eyes or long face or weird nose. I don't know what do ya'll think makes her look so werid? One time I saw her posing with her dog in one of those star magazines and she kind of looked like her dog (her dogs a pug). Have you ever heard people look like there pets? I don't know if that's true but somebody told me that. I wonder if she has a horse? hmmm?

shes the white version of ru-paul!!!!!!!!

It's Mask!

Oh my gosh!! page 3 with the tranny is too funny.

The left side of her nose is totally dented in and her fake plastic Barbie tits have a huge wierd chasm between them, like a big canyon. Tori, i hope you have comedic talent beyond just looking so funny, cause that's all you've got going for you.

You know things aren't going well when you sell your comedy series to VH-1. I mean c'mon . . . you're going to tell me that The WB passed on this?

I wonder if she ever feels suicidal. It must be hell looking in the mirror at features that plastic surgery can't help. I bet is sucks to KNOW that you are ugly.

Fonda,

And with her horse face, facial hair (or anything to cover it up) would be an improvement!

I wonder if she bought those tits on ebay.

The photo on the fourth page is downright scary; it looks like a picture of Milton Berle in drag.

HOWEVER:

Millions and Millions of dollars EASILY compensates for her man-face.

Tori, if Dean doesn't work out, I have space reserved on my back for my tat of you.

Just ignore the back hair and the appearance of a full beard that you will have

i said this already, but, i saw some ads for So noTORIous, and, it really doesnt look half bad, but, id ont watch TV beyond NASCAR or the simpsons, so i wont be catching it, but, ill definetly pick it up onDVD when it comes out.

it has gotten some good reviews too. basiclly its her making fun of herself. fake tits, daddy's millions and all.

i still really want to drop my cock between her tits. the other hread that was up this week, JESUS, those things were looking REAL NICE....

That dude is smart. He's thinking long-term income!! Tori's daddy's about to go to the brighter side, so there's no better time than now to be in the sack w/ Heiress Spelling

That guy has to be gay right

like that guy that "married" liza minelli

I mean you can't just throw tits on something and expect guys to fuck it

she is nasty

Wow. The one on the left is how Tori would look if she were black. So that means, Tori is a white tranny. She is so scary that there is a movie coming out about her...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 16 featuring: BUTTAFACE!!