Kim Kardashian Does Swimsuit Calendar Photo Shoot! Ow!

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian’s Fake Blog

It’s no wonder Kim’s been working out so feverishly in those ultra-tight workout pants for the past few weeks…

All these pics come a photo shoot Kim recently did in Cabo San Lucas for an upcoming calendar. Since it’s already March, we’re gonna assume this was shot for a 2010 calendar—not that it really matters, of course.

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36 comments
shaun

When you breed a whale, a cow and a dog, you get Kim Kardashian.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

You better hope to your higher power i never come across you in real life.I swear to god i'll tear you limb from limb,then take a shit in your mouth and make you eat it.You will be my bitch,trick.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

Oh but i can...infact,im watching you right now.Nice panties;)

P.I.M.P

Why he fuck real beauties like Adriana or Doutzen Kroes don't have there own calendars and Victoria Silvstedt or Kim K and other fugly bitches like them got?

BBB
BBB

Bah my mistakes are my own.

YHBT
YHBT

LETS NOT!

RAK
RAK

There is no such thing as an ass thats "too big".

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

130+ comments for this?! i see the trolls were out in full force last night. haha. funny read though.

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

lol, i'm not even a whore...they get paid for what i like doing lmao. no seriously, i'm not. i just get mine

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

noooo, my evil plan has been rumbled. *exit stage left*

oh whatever, if you dont see the joke in those comments then i beg of u, stay off my profile. ur such a twat i dont even know how u've lived this long

do u dress yourself in the morning, or do ur helpers do it after they've wiped ur arse and made you look pretty for the customers?

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

noooo, my eveil plan has been rumbled. *exit stage left*

oh whatever, if you dont see the joke in those comments then i beg of u, stay off my profile. ur such a twat i dont even know how u've lived this long

do u dress yourself in the morning, or do ur helpers do it after they've wiped ur arse and made you look pretty for the customers?

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

heck, i'd pay to see that. i bet all the money i make from selling their troll children to see that..oh only £3.50 huh?... well, i guess that'll have to do lmao

Goliano
Goliano

Don't let them keep u from your toilet obligations. It's another of their ploys to keep u constipated and full of shit like them. I hear that if u drop a troll from a 4th story window, they'll splat like a wet turd-filled balloon. I'd really like to see that.

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

yea, but only from the back, who knows what untold miseries lie with her turning around lol

Ugly Model1
Ugly Model1

I see some hot chick on the last page!

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

so, Uh Goliano. what u doing this weekend? i've got this toilet appointment i'm tryna make but this bitch keeps talking to me. can never find the time to kill myself. cos u know this piece of shit keeps putting me down with 'smart' user names that depict my slow and torturous death, and they so hurt my feelings...yawn

Goliano
Goliano

Yeah, they kinda remind me of a toddler attempting a physics experiment; a boy scout without his knife; a cow trying to birth a giraffe. Out of their league, unprepared, and deranged. Yet, amusing all the same. lol

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

this is actually fun, i'm enjoying the banter...poor sad bitch..

and i will, oh i will lol

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

hitting a never am i?

gangraped huh? isnt that how u were conceived? lemme just ask ur mum, she's fucking my dog for crack money right now. he's just finished and spunked on her forehead..she said yes, u were made in a gang rape situation and, yes, she tried to abort you but you lived and thats why ur face is as such.

Goliano
Goliano

See, this is what I meant by senseless babbling. Feel free to LYAO along with me.

YHBT
YHBT

and you keep not using the "Reply to this Comment" like a dumbass! OVER

Goliano
Goliano

Unfortunately for you, SHE doesn't think that, and guess whose thoughts matter, here? Right! Not yours. Now shimmy back under the double-wide, there's gonna be a cold snap tonight.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

yeah,but she's still an obese midget with a disproportionally fatass.I bet she cant look at food without gaining at least 5lbs.her frame is bottom heavy,hence giving her an ugly pear shape, and just because her hips are humungous doesnt mean her waist is tiny.Its all an illusion. Marilyn monroe is an hourglass figure.Kim, with her stumpy fat body is NOT. And who gives a fuck about her dead dad? I spit on his grave every day.

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

her figure is amazing...only the attention whores of this world denounce real womanly beauty... and she really aint a whore, she just makes her money being her- now hater bastards marry hater bitches and have hater babies. so which part do u fit into?

stop bitching at women with arses and tits, those are- afterall- what men are predisposed to fancy and indeed mate with. hips= fertility. ASK DARWIN.

TWAT

skilligan
skilligan

she's a whore but she's very very hot

Rianne

You call THAT an hourglass?? of course she has an hourglass shape Her waist to hip ratio fits that category not mentioning her shoulders. Usually women who are pear shaped are very tiny on top and narrow shoulders. Im not saying Kim has broad shoulders but they're good for her height, her shoulder and hip width is the same so therefore she is not pear shaped. Rihanna is a classic pear shaped woman. Kim has a gorgeous body and face. I agree with this part though "or insecure chicks who wanna fuck with black dudes.". I cant believe she would ruin her dads reputation like that I mean she is just to pretty for them. Not mentioning that midget RAY J MY GOD He is so ugly and nasty, just thinking about him makes me nauseous .

Goliano
Goliano

Fuck off, morality bitch! As I'm sure you've noticed, I give as good as I get, this being a prime example. If you were expecting Ghandi, you've come to the wrong place.

tool
tool

Nothing? She apparently spent 2008 googling herself.