Kate Upton Covers Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Issue

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Huh? Again?

Then again, if you really think about it, who would be a better candidate than Kate? Nina Agdal?

Anyway, remember we saw pics of Kate Upton workin’ her bikini body in Antarctica last year? Well, I guess S.I. decided to run with that as a cover. Not sure if this is the new cover or just something on the side, but she does look undeniably delicious on the cover. Either way, major props to Kate. The chick certainly earns her money!

  • Backwoodsman

    Ow!!

  • MundoLopez1

    Wow.

  • WeeItsNookies

    She’s definitely blowing someone to get that cover. SI just went down negative 5 cool points

  • Nobodysfaultbutmine

    Jessica Gomes, Alyssa Miller, or Michelle Vawer should have been the cover girl this year. I have no hate for Kate, but they should have went with someone new.

    • MoeJackson

      Nobodysfaultbutmine
      I just feel like Kate was the model of the year with regards to all her accomplishments from countless ad campaigns to even more magazine covers. The chick was seriously everywhere. The other girls fizzled out after the S.I. Swimsuit issue…

      • Nobodysfaultbutmine

        @MoeJackson Nobodysfaultbutmine Kate was the model of the year partly due to the fact she was on the SI cover. The cover girl does the talk show circuit, which broadens her publicity. I just think it’s a little lame to have the same cover girl two years in a row. From a marketing standpoint, it does make sense, due to her popularity. Any one of the models that I stated would have made a great cover girl.
        Looking forward to this year’s SI swimsuit posts.

  • curvefan

    Kate has a top tier elite body so it is very difficult to question this selection.

    • lenilovesfeet

      top tier elite body? You mean top tier elite tits? Other than that her body is awful

      • bryanzee

        lenilovesfeet 
        Bingo, he even said Kim K has a “World Class Body” lol
        Theres no hope for him.

    • RoxyGilmour

      cowbulls So all it takes is having huge tits to have an elite body? She has a square torso with no waist, skinny legs with no shape, no hips. Take away the boobs and no one would look twice at her.

    • curvefan

      Wow, you guys are soooooooooooooo smart. I guess us
      dumbasses like Sports Illustrated, Esquire, Complex, Vogue, etc. don’t know
      anything about women’s bodies.Elite
      Model Management and IMG Models always sign ugly women.Maybe a couple of you could go save Dooney
      & Bourke, Guess, Victoria Secret, and more from certain failure for hiring ugly women like Kate to be the
      face of their products.
      There must also be a lot
      of unintelligent people out there because look how the silly public voted in
      the below:
      In 2012, Kate was ranked
      the 5th sexiest model on MODELS.com’s Top Sexiest Models.
      Kate ranked #3 on AskMen’s
      Top 99 Women for 2013
      In 2012, Kate was listed
      on Maxim’s HOT 100 list.

      • RoxyGilmour

        cowbulls Why are you so defensive? Who said anything about her being ugly? She’s not ugly, she has a cute face, but most people are completely dumbed down when a pair of giant knockers in their face, and they don’t notice just how mediocre her body really is. Another reason why she’s so popular now is because they are marketing her as “the voluptuous model” or “the curvy model” which actually irritates me because she isn’t curvy besides her tits.  Miranda and Candice are curvier than her even though they don’t have huge boobs. She’s not toned and is almost shapeless. Like I said, people are blinded by the boobs. You’re allowed to like and praise her, but we’re also allowed not to.

        • curvefan

          RoxyGilmour cowbulls Your quote was, “Take away the boobs and no one would look twice at her.”  lenilovesfeet’s quote was, “You mean top tier elite tits? Other than that her body is awful’.  I simply pointed out that many disagree with you.  Now you talk bad about Cindy Crawford and I will get defensive.

        • bryanzee

          @cowbulls
          You’re opinion is ass tbh, Leni’s comment was right, pretty girl but terrible overall body, same with Kim K, you know the one you dubbed that had a “world class body”. Fucking terrible, I felt like bitch slapping you for saying that lol

        • curvefan

          bryanzee cowbulls
          Name a day, time and
          place and I will stand with my hands by my sides and give you that
          opportunity.I will then take the time
          to slowly teach you some manners.I
          suggest each of us send in an appearance bond to this site to the tune of
          $10,000 to cover expenses to get to the location that you pick.If you don’t show, I get the $10,000.I will
          also need a notarized release from litigation after I’m done with your bitch slap hand.

        • bryanzee

          cowbulls
          Since you want to take it literally then you come to me and I’ll gladly do it. I’ll glady give you an address Say that blasphemous statement to my face and I will gladly give you a bitch slap you will never forget. 

          Maybe after you will learn to think before you say some stupid shit.

        • curvefan

          bryanzee cowbulls Where and when?

        • bryanzee

          cowbulls 
          Whats your email, I’ll send you my address. I really do want you to come.

        • bryanzee

          cowbulls

          Also, be thankful it will only be a bitch slap. Using my fist would be too much for you, I will open handedley slap you. Denote disrespect for the for being bitch, because you’re not worthy of a man sized punch.

        • curvefan

          bryanzee cowbulls
          I already gave you the
          terms. I’m not going to waste my time without a guarantee that you will be
          there and assurances that I won’t get sued again for what happens to you. I
          also won’t put my e-mail address out for the world but if you want to put yours
          on here we can negotiate in private.

        • bryanzee

          cowbulls

          Stop bringing up getting sued like thats really a concern. Its lame as fuck, don’t worry about that. And I made a dummy email so here: briantoopretty@yahoo.com, now just email me yours, tough guy.

        • GrgeCdnBastard

          bryanzee cowbulls You should have chosen kobeisa10@yahoo.com.

        • bryanzee

          GrgeCdnBastard bryanzee cowbulls 

          lol

      • lenilovesfeet

        Like Roxy said, no one said Kate is ugly. She has a pretty face. Pretty, tall blonde with big tits and blue eyes – of course she is sexually appealing to men. But can you name one good thing about her body except for large chest? One?
        Roxy and I are women so we are more picky about female bodies than men, when we see a woman with chicken shapeless legs and a refrigerator for a torso who has a flat ass, we don’t appreciate that kind of figure.

      • MoeJackson

        cowbulls
        “Elite Model Management and IMG Models always sign ugly women.”
        hater comment of the month and it’s only Feb 9….

  • GrgeCdnBastard

    Why does the site always say there are no comments on every post? Was there a power failure?

    • RoxyGilmour

      GrgeCdnBastard I know, it’s pretty irritating.

      • GrgeCdnBastard

        RoxyGilmour GrgeCdnBastard And sometimes I make the first comment on a post and it appears as a comment on a picture. I think Jackson is trying to drive us crazy.

        • RoxyGilmour

          GrgeCdnBastard RoxyGilmour That happened to me too, and I was like “what? I didn’t even click on the pictures? wtf?”. Makes me feel like I’m losing my mind sometimes 😛

    • MoeJackson

      GrgeCdnBastard it sucks
      the only place the comment count is updating in real-time is on the site’s mobile version.
      still finding a capable developer. Hopefully someone will bite o

      • GrgeCdnBastard

        @MoeJackson GrgeCdnBastard Maybe you could give him 10% of your take.

        • MoeJackson

          GrgeCdnBastard
          our “take?” you make it sound like we earn a lot of money doing this shit…. Lets just say, ever since our move, times are really rough

        • GrgeCdnBastard

          @MoeJackson GrgeCdnBastard If you were to charge each of your users two dollars a month, you would have another thirty bucks a month.

  • Jojo

    She’s the first model in 10 years to have back to back SI covers
    She’s the first in 15 years to have back to back solo covers (Elle Macpherson holds the record)
    She’s being on the covers of Vogue UK and Vogue Italia as well as numerous HF editorials. 
    No other model has made that transition from SI to High Fashion publications since Christie Brinkley/Elle Macpherson
    Love her or hate her. Kate’s making records.

    • WeeItsNookies

      @Jojo and taking tons of loads made it all possible.

  • bryanzee

    Why have a fatty on the cover of a Sports magazine? 
    That’s like putting Lil Wayne on the Wall Street Journal.

    • MoeJackson

      bryanzee
      god damn, we really need a hater button again…

      • bryanzee

        MoeJackson 

        Need a lot more than a hater button, Moe.

  • Backwoodsman

    Ow!!

  • bryanzee

    Why have a fatty on the cover of a Sports magazine? 
    That’s like putting Lil Wayne on the Wall Street Journal.

  • skilligan

    i am SO glad she got the cover again, the hate that she gets is unfair in my opinion

    • skilligan I would agree with that. She’s not bad. When can we have Marissa Miller back though?

  • jimbo 77

    Excellent! that can go in the bathroom with last years copy, ill use it a lot!

  • lkjskldjfkljds

    It just goes to show you how “boob obsessed” this society really is.  What’s the stat? 2/3 men are boob men?..saw it on TV once..not sure.  The piece of Kate walking down the runway with her boobs going boing, boing, boing…seriously, NO ONE is analyzing her stomach or skinny legs.  Her ass is pretty good too I think.

    • bryanzee

      lkjskldjfkljds 
      When I seen her bouncing on the runway all I was thinking was “wtf is this fat bitch doing on the runway”

      srs

  • vamp

    she just has all around appeal and her boobs make it more intense. her boobs are her greatest asset. but she does need to tone it up. I hate when people like her say they eat whatever they want … She needs to stop eating in n out burger.

  • vamp

    she just has all around appeal and her boobs make it more intense. her boobs are her greatest asset. but she does need to tone it up. I hate when people like her say they eat whatever they want … She needs to stop eating in n out burger.

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    • bryanzee

      johnconnor777 

      She looks much better with her tummy covered up

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  • IamLegend_2000

    and she comes prepared for this crappy weather too….I can live with that.

  • 3rdHiltonSister

    shes cute but she has a weird looking body…just google her body pics and youll see….