Kate Upton Covers Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Issue

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Huh? Again?

Then again, if you really think about it, who would be a better candidate than Kate? Nina Agdal?

Anyway, remember we saw pics of Kate Upton workin’ her bikini body in Antarctica last year? Well, I guess S.I. decided to run with that as a cover. Not sure if this is the new cover or just something on the side, but she does look undeniably delicious on the cover. Either way, major props to Kate. The chick certainly earns her money!

106 comments
3rdHiltonSister
3rdHiltonSister

shes cute but she has a weird looking body...just google her body pics and youll see....

3rdHiltonSister
3rdHiltonSister

shes cute but she has a weird looking body...just google her body pics and youll see....

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

and she comes prepared for this crappy weather too....I can live with that.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

and she comes prepared for this crappy weather too....I can live with that.

bryanzee
bryanzee

johnconnor777 

She looks much better with her tummy covered up

Outlaw Cowboy
Outlaw Cowboy

johnconnor777 Outlaw Cowboy I got a feeling KATE is a real freak behind closed doors... so much that many couldn't handle it. Gotta have big hands to fondle that! Glad not all models are 'skeletal', they look weak unhappy and unpleasant.

Outlaw Cowboy
Outlaw Cowboy

johnconnor777 Outlaw Cowboy Some of those skeletal models need a shower of what you got going there!

vamp
vamp

she just has all around appeal and her boobs make it more intense. her boobs are her greatest asset. but she does need to tone it up. I hate when people like her say they eat whatever they want ... She needs to stop eating in n out burger.

vamp
vamp

she just has all around appeal and her boobs make it more intense. her boobs are her greatest asset. but she does need to tone it up. I hate when people like her say they eat whatever they want ... She needs to stop eating in n out burger.

lkjskldjfkljds
lkjskldjfkljds

It just goes to show you how "boob obsessed" this society really is.  What's the stat? 2/3 men are boob men?..saw it on TV once..not sure.  The piece of Kate walking down the runway with her boobs going boing, boing, boing...seriously, NO ONE is analyzing her stomach or skinny legs.  Her ass is pretty good too I think.

bryanzee
bryanzee

lkjskldjfkljds 

When I seen her bouncing on the runway all I was thinking was "wtf is this fat bitch doing on the runway"

srs

jimbolovesmiley
jimbolovesmiley

Excellent! that can go in the bathroom with last years copy, ill use it a lot!

lkjskldjfkljds
lkjskldjfkljds

It just goes to show you how "boob obsessed" this society really is.  What's the stat? 2/3 men are boob men?..saw it on TV once..not sure.  The piece of Kate walking down the runway with her boobs going boing, boing, boing...seriously, NO ONE is analyzing her stomach or skinny legs.  Her ass is pretty good too I think.

jimbo 77
jimbo 77

Excellent! that can go in the bathroom with last years copy, ill use it a lot!

skilligan
skilligan

i am SO glad she got the cover again, the hate that she gets is unfair in my opinion

Gabbo
Gabbo

skilligan I would agree with that. She's not bad. When can we have Marissa Miller back though?

skilligan
skilligan

i am SO glad she got the cover again, the hate that she gets is unfair in my opinion

bryanzee
bryanzee

Why have a fatty on the cover of a Sports magazine? 

That's like putting Lil Wayne on the Wall Street Journal.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

bryanzee

god damn, we really need a hater button again...

bryanzee
bryanzee

MoeJackson 

Need a lot more than a hater button, Moe.

Jojo
Jojo

She's the first model in 10 years to have back to back SI covers

She's the first in 15 years to have back to back solo covers (Elle Macpherson holds the record)

She's being on the covers of Vogue UK and Vogue Italia as well as numerous HF editorials. 

No other model has made that transition from SI to High Fashion publications since Christie Brinkley/Elle Macpherson

Love her or hate her. Kate's making records.

WeeItsNookies
WeeItsNookies

@Jojo and taking tons of loads made it all possible.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

Why does the site always say there are no comments on every post? Was there a power failure?

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

GrgeCdnBastard

our "take?" you make it sound like we earn a lot of money doing this shit.... Lets just say, ever since our move, times are really rough

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

@MoeJackson GrgeCdnBastard Maybe you could give him 10% of your take.

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

GrgeCdnBastard it sucks

the only place the comment count is updating in real-time is on the site's mobile version.

still finding a capable developer. Hopefully someone will bite o

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

GrgeCdnBastard I know, it's pretty irritating.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

RoxyGilmour GrgeCdnBastard And sometimes I make the first comment on a post and it appears as a comment on a picture. I think Jackson is trying to drive us crazy.

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

GrgeCdnBastard RoxyGilmour That happened to me too, and I was like "what? I didn't even click on the pictures? wtf?". Makes me feel like I'm losing my mind sometimes :P

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

@MoeJackson GrgeCdnBastard If you were to charge each of your users two dollars a month, you would have another thirty bucks a month.

cowbulls
cowbulls

Kate has a top tier elite body so it is very difficult to question this selection.

bryanzee
bryanzee

cowbulls 

Whats your email, I'll send you my address. I really do want you to come.

bryanzee
bryanzee

GrgeCdnBastard bryanzee cowbulls 

lol

cowbulls
cowbulls

bryanzee cowbulls Where and when?

bryanzee
bryanzee

cowbulls

Stop bringing up getting sued like thats really a concern. Its lame as fuck, don't worry about that. And I made a dummy email so here: briantoopretty@yahoo.com, now just email me yours, tough guy.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

top tier elite body? You mean top tier elite tits? Other than that her body is awful

bryanzee
bryanzee

lenilovesfeet 

Bingo, he even said Kim K has a "World Class Body" lol

Theres no hope for him.

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

cowbulls So all it takes is having huge tits to have an elite body? She has a square torso with no waist, skinny legs with no shape, no hips. Take away the boobs and no one would look twice at her.

cowbulls
cowbulls

Wow, you guys are soooooooooooooo smart. I guess us

dumbasses like Sports Illustrated, Esquire, Complex, Vogue, etc. don't know

anything about women's bodies.Elite

Model Management and IMG Models always sign ugly women.Maybe a couple of you could go save Dooney

& Bourke, Guess, Victoria Secret, and more from certain failure for hiring ugly women like Kate to be the

face of their products.

There must also be a lot

of unintelligent people out there because look how the silly public voted in

the below:

In 2012, Kate was ranked

the 5th sexiest model on MODELS.com's Top Sexiest Models.

Kate ranked #3 on AskMen’s

Top 99 Women for 2013

In 2012, Kate was listed

on Maxim’s HOT 100 list.

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

cowbulls Why are you so defensive? Who said anything about her being ugly? She's not ugly, she has a cute face, but most people are completely dumbed down when a pair of giant knockers in their face, and they don't notice just how mediocre her body really is. Another reason why she's so popular now is because they are marketing her as "the voluptuous model" or "the curvy model" which actually irritates me because she isn't curvy besides her tits.  Miranda and Candice are curvier than her even though they don't have huge boobs. She's not toned and is almost shapeless. Like I said, people are blinded by the boobs. You're allowed to like and praise her, but we're also allowed not to.

GrgeCdnBastard
GrgeCdnBastard

bryanzee cowbulls You should have chosen kobeisa10@yahoo.com.

lenilovesfeet
lenilovesfeet

Like Roxy said, no one said Kate is ugly. She has a pretty face. Pretty, tall blonde with big tits and blue eyes - of course she is sexually appealing to men. But can you name one good thing about her body except for large chest? One?

Roxy and I are women so we are more picky about female bodies than men, when we see a woman with chicken shapeless legs and a refrigerator for a torso who has a flat ass, we don't appreciate that kind of figure.

cowbulls
cowbulls

RoxyGilmour cowbulls Your quote was, "Take away the boobs and no one would look twice at her."  lenilovesfeet's quote was, "You mean top tier elite tits? Other than that her body is awful'.  I simply pointed out that many disagree with you.  Now you talk bad about Cindy Crawford and I will get defensive.

bryanzee
bryanzee

@cowbulls

You're opinion is ass tbh, Leni's comment was right, pretty girl but terrible overall body, same with Kim K, you know the one you dubbed that had a "world class body". Fucking terrible, I felt like bitch slapping you for saying that lol

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

cowbulls

"Elite Model Management and IMG Models always sign ugly women."

hater comment of the month and it's only Feb 9....

cowbulls
cowbulls

bryanzee cowbulls

Name a day, time and

place and I will stand with my hands by my sides and give you that

opportunity.I will then take the time

to slowly teach you some manners.I

suggest each of us send in an appearance bond to this site to the tune of

$10,000 to cover expenses to get to the location that you pick.If you don’t show, I get the $10,000.I will

also need a notarized release from litigation after I’m done with your bitch slap hand.

bryanzee
bryanzee

cowbulls

Since you want to take it literally then you come to me and I'll gladly do it. I'll glady give you an address Say that blasphemous statement to my face and I will gladly give you a bitch slap you will never forget. 

Maybe after you will learn to think before you say some stupid shit.

bryanzee
bryanzee

cowbulls

Also, be thankful it will only be a bitch slap. Using my fist would be too much for you, I will open handedley slap you. Denote disrespect for the for being bitch, because you're not worthy of a man sized punch.

cowbulls
cowbulls

bryanzee cowbulls

I already gave you the

terms. I'm not going to waste my time without a guarantee that you will be

there and assurances that I won't get sued again for what happens to you. I

also won't put my e-mail address out for the world but if you want to put yours

on here we can negotiate in private.

errsome
errsome

MoeJackson cowbulls Uh, what's going on above?