Lindsay Lohan Cashes Playboy Trump Card For Nearly $1 Million!!

Photo Credit: Playboy cover w/ Fornarina 2010 Photoshoot

It was only a matter of time, right?

I’m pretty sure Hef’s robots at Playboy were in negotiations for a while & after finally convincing Lindsay that she has nothing else going for her, the Disney-star turned drug abuser & jewelry thief ultimately agreed to take it all off and let Playboy’s army of airbrushing professionals showcase her naked body to the masses.

So, what’s everyone’s take? Is this gonna be one of their hottest issues in a while or did Playboy just waste a lot of cash?

  • johnconnor77

    you should get the job at playboy

  • Glimmer

    and we’ll say we knew her back when πŸ˜‰

    and of course when she gets the playboy job/she’ll send you invites to the mansion… πŸ˜‰

  • paulypaul

    I still think she’s hot, I’d love her to be my girlfriend or fuck buddy!

  • Razer Rick

    They better not airbrush the shit out of her pubic area, or I’ll be pissed. Come on, that’s the best fucking part!

  • gallosai

    It’s actually exciting see how emaciated she is now. It’s like watching Amy Winehouse topless few months ago or something like that, you know, you now she will die soon and still you want to see her naked.
    Who is with mine? lol

  • Irons

    Tied up anal gangbang porn is next fo her

  • Irons

    for, even

  • jimbo

    hahaha it will be the most airbrushed edition EVER, i bet she doesn’t even have freckles in it

  • Leni

    That’s exactly what I wanted to say.

  • Some Guy

    I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit or do both.

    I really pity the graphic design army — yes, army, not team — tasked with making her look good. There are several dozen copies of Photoshop CS5 that are quivering at the thought of making this trash look decent.

  • David_Hot

    Of course she posing naked for Playboy that’s easier than you know WORK!! xD

  • Noah

    my opinion (among the hundreds that will offer) is that yeah, i wanna see those ginormous fun bags fully exposed to the light of day. howeve, i wished this had happened before she became a full blown coke head who looks do damn strung out. i guess if you’re asking which criminal i wanna see do playboy most (lindsay, casey anthony, or amanda knox), i’m going with casey anthony: naughtiest with the best body.

  • FallenRawToast

    Like i said earlier in the Headlines from the Web section of the site;

    It will be so airbrushed it wont even look like her.

    Those pictures she took a few years back in the Marilyne Monroe recreation were most likely her “peak” as far as nudes go, since she has been taking such for shit care of her body.

  • azezeal

    As much as it will be airbrushed/retouched the entire print run should be sealed in a crate and sent to the same place as the Ark of the Covenant was at the end of Indiana Jones

  • annak

    A million is wayyy too much. hell, they’re gonna spend that much airbrushing her. and in the end she’ll look like a cartoon.
    as other people said before, the only thing she is good for now is porn.

  • Cutiie Patootiie

    It’s pretty sad when being photoshopped can’t even make you look good. πŸ™ My poor Lilo. She’ll be the next one to go. I hope not, but I have a strong feeling she won’t be alive for too much longer. :'(

  • Gabbo

    How much coke can you buy with $1 million bucks? Yeah, I can’t see how this will come out well. That said, count me among the intrigued. It’s too bad they already did the Monroe thing, so I’d guess they will tribute someone else

  • FallenRawToast

    At wholesale prices, not cut too badly she could get it around $20,000 – $25,000 per Kilogram.

    ..SO…even after her manager takes his/her 10% that still leave Lohan able to buy somewhere between 36 to 45 Kilograms, if she has distributor connects.

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  • KobeBryan

    I support this.

  • The Devil

    I don’t wanna see her naked now.

  • Glimmer

    ok,they’ll definitely get their money’s worth from a publicity/media/net attention stand point.don’t know if they’ll get a magazine sales surge…anyway could this somehow turn a profit for playboy ???

    oh, i’m gonna love hearing whatever excuse lindsay gives for doing this. you know she’s not gonna say it was just for the money…

  • Willy Wallace

    She looked the best with black hair.

  • johnconnor77

    you seem to know very well the prices of coke… πŸ™‚
    Let’s do the math, if she got $800K for possing nude, she has to give 10% to her agent, so that will leave her 720K, then she is supposed to pay taxes, and between state and federal should take away around %50 or $360K… for 2 days work and getting all your flaws and coochie photoshop is really good. That gives her around 16 Kilos of good cocaine, but she has to make the payments on her Maseratti, pay the lawyer fees, $2000 purses and shoes, and so forth…. I guess she will be all right for 3 months or so

  • johnconnor77

    I think if she find herself a good man and clean and sober her up, she still has some hotness in her… these pictures were taken a year ago, and she was very bangable…

  • Gabbo

    It’s not too late. We can rebuild her.

  • FallenRawToast

    I just figured she would evade the taxes, seems write up her alley.

    LOL yeah I know the wholesale price of drugs in my area.

  • Boz

    I feel bad for the guy who have to do the job.

  • nybiggs

    Everybody has already seen her lady bits… she should of done it earlier and really cashed in.

  • Philr Crackin

    Yes Yes Yes !!!

    Britney – you’re Next

    …buy stock in Kleenex

  • Leni

    I feel bad for him/her too, took me 30 mins to make her face look decent

  • Glimmer

    hmm i think britney’s career is still doing pretty don’t buy the kleenex stock yet…

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  • Glimmer

    don’t worry they’ll be using computers the size of refrigerators…

  • johnconnor77

    get your mind out of the gutter Glimmer! I meant her doing all the miracle photoshop that will be needed… although you may be right, we’d all love see her on the cover πŸ˜‰

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  • Dr. Smooth

    Damn Playboy WAY 2 DAMN LATE On This One. Shame On Ya’ll For Not Scoopin’ Her Up In ’04 In Those Mean Girl Days. Hell I Would’ve Paid Top Dollar For That Issue Even Though I’m Wasn’t That In To Her. Her & Lacey Chabert Would’ve Made A Great Duo For That Issue!!!