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Lindsay Lohan Cashes Playboy Trump Card For Nearly $1 Million!!

Photo Credit: Playboy cover w/ Fornarina 2010 Photoshoot

It was only a matter of time, right?

I’m pretty sure Hef’s robots at Playboy were in negotiations for a while & after finally convincing Lindsay that she has nothing else going for her, the Disney-star turned drug abuser & jewelry thief ultimately agreed to take it all off and let Playboy’s army of airbrushing professionals showcase her naked body to the masses.

So, what’s everyone’s take? Is this gonna be one of their hottest issues in a while or did Playboy just waste a lot of cash?

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Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

Damn Playboy WAY 2 DAMN LATE On This One. Shame On Ya'll For Not Scoopin' Her Up In '04 In Those Mean Girl Days. Hell I Would've Paid Top Dollar For That Issue Even Though I'm Wasn't That In To Her. Her & Lacey Chabert Would've Made A Great Duo For That Issue!!!

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

A Hell Of A Lot More Than That Million Hef Wants To Fork Over!

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

get your mind out of the gutter Glimmer! I meant her doing all the miracle photoshop that will be needed... although you may be right, we'd all love see her on the cover ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

and we'll say we knew her back when ;)

and of course when she gets the playboy job/she'll send you invites to the mansion... ;)

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

movie is dreadful though, now whow the heck gave a hate alert to that picture!?

Glimmer
Glimmer

don't worry they'll be using computers the size of refrigerators...

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

Yes Yes Yes !!!

Britney - you're Next

...buy stock in Kleenex

nybiggs
nybiggs

Everybody has already seen her lady bits... she should of done it earlier and really cashed in.

Boz
Boz

I feel bad for the guy who have to do the job.

crackrocks
crackrocks

fuck yeah, Glim! can't wait for some crazy Lindsay gang-bang scenes.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I just figured she would evade the taxes, seems write up her alley.

LOL yeah I know the wholesale price of drugs in my area.

Gabbo
Gabbo

It's not too late. We can rebuild her.

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

you seem to know very well the prices of coke... :)

Let's do the math, if she got $800K for possing nude, she has to give 10% to her agent, so that will leave her 720K, then she is supposed to pay taxes, and between state and federal should take away around %50 or $360K... for 2 days work and getting all your flaws and coochie photoshop is really good. That gives her around 16 Kilos of good cocaine, but she has to make the payments on her Maseratti, pay the lawyer fees, $2000 purses and shoes, and so forth.... I guess she will be all right for 3 months or so

Glimmer
Glimmer

ok,they'll definitely get their money's worth from a publicity/media/net attention stand point.don't know if they'll get a magazine sales surge...anyway could this somehow turn a profit for playboy ???

oh, i'm gonna love hearing whatever excuse lindsay gives for doing this. you know she's not gonna say it was just for the money...

The Devil
The Devil

I don't wanna see her naked now.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

At wholesale prices, not cut too badly she could get it around $20,000 - $25,000 per Kilogram.

..SO...even after her manager takes his/her 10% that still leave Lohan able to buy somewhere between 36 to 45 Kilograms, if she has distributor connects.

Gabbo
Gabbo

How much coke can you buy with $1 million bucks? Yeah, I can't see how this will come out well. That said, count me among the intrigued. It's too bad they already did the Monroe thing, so I'd guess they will tribute someone else

Evelina
Evelina

oh yeah - u would make quite the team - I just pray that u guys never meet... ;p

Evelina
Evelina

Yup - look at that ass - it's insane... her and Paul Walker in that movie? WOW!!!! HOT COUPLE!!!!!!

Cutiie Patootiie
Cutiie Patootiie

It's pretty sad when being photoshopped can't even make you look good. :( My poor Lilo. She'll be the next one to go. I hope not, but I have a strong feeling she won't be alive for too much longer. :'(

Evelina
Evelina

Ok - u r lucky then - Cuz I bought a plane ticket to Texas and was ready to fly there and kick ur ass :P I will just cancel then ;)

McPerv
McPerv

It can't be better than never having to work again in your life.

annak
annak

A million is wayyy too much. hell, they're gonna spend that much airbrushing her. and in the end she'll look like a cartoon.

as other people said before, the only thing she is good for now is porn.

Glimmer
Glimmer

'just don't let my hubby know cuz he already thinks that I might b a lesbian'

and of course i get 'driving' you to be a lesbian. who would think me and your hubby would make such a team... ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

hopefully next step for her is hardcore gangbang porn

that's what she means on page seven with the blurb.i want to do more action movies

azezeal
azezeal

As much as it will be airbrushed/retouched the entire print run should be sealed in a crate and sent to the same place as the Ark of the Covenant was at the end of Indiana Jones

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

No! you are super nice and one of my favorite bastardly chicks... I was refering to our beloved d55, that will kick in in full sociopath mode insulting everone the moment you don't agree with her, remember the last debate on Marissa Miller's hair color? :)

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Like i said earlier in the Headlines from the Web section of the site;

It will be so airbrushed it wont even look like her.

Those pictures she took a few years back in the Marilyne Monroe recreation were most likely her "peak" as far as nudes go, since she has been taking such for shit care of her body.

Evelina
Evelina

I am totally aware of the fact that she is a NATURAL read head- give me some credit- I might b slightly on the psycho part but c'mon ;P and that wasn't even the point of our deep and meaningful conversation hehehehee :)

Noah
Noah

my opinion (among the hundreds that will offer) is that yeah, i wanna see those ginormous fun bags fully exposed to the light of day. howeve, i wished this had happened before she became a full blown coke head who looks do damn strung out. i guess if you're asking which criminal i wanna see do playboy most (lindsay, casey anthony, or amanda knox), i'm going with casey anthony: naughtiest with the best body.

David_Hot
David_Hot

Of course she posing naked for Playboy that's easier than you know WORK!! xD

Some Guy
Some Guy

I don't know whether to laugh or vomit or do both.

I really pity the graphic design army -- yes, army, not team -- tasked with making her look good. There are several dozen copies of Photoshop CS5 that are quivering at the thought of making this trash look decent.

Evelina
Evelina

Hahaha- as much as I don't really care about a woman's body - I will admit that I did check out those leaked photos - just don't let my hubby know cuz he already thinks that I might b a lesbian- and I am not having another conversation about how it would b completely fine with him and he would have nothing against me bringing another chick home...;)dumbass!

Leni
Leni

That's exactly what I wanted to say.

jimbo
jimbo

hahaha it will be the most airbrushed edition EVER, i bet she doesn't even have freckles in it

Irons
Irons

Tied up anal gangbang porn is next fo her

Evelina
Evelina

Yeah- it is pretty sad that she has done that to herself- and maybe she does have a red hair down there but her upper hair is blonde ;P at least for now... ;)