Lindsay Lohan Cashes Playboy Trump Card For Nearly $1 Million!!

Damn Playboy WAY 2 DAMN LATE On This One. Shame On Ya'll For Not Scoopin' Her Up In '04 In Those Mean Girl Days. Hell I Would've Paid Top Dollar For That Issue Even Though I'm Wasn't That In To Her. Her & Lacey Chabert Would've Made A Great Duo For That Issue!!!

A Hell Of A Lot More Than That Million Hef Wants To Fork Over!

...Gilmmer

get your mind out of the gutter Glimmer! I meant her doing all the miracle photoshop that will be needed... although you may be right, we'd all love see her on the cover ;)

and we'll say we knew her back when ;)

and of course when she gets the playboy job/she'll send you invites to the mansion... ;)

movie is dreadful though, now whow the heck gave a hate alert to that picture!?

you should get the job at playboy

don't worry they'll be using computers the size of refrigerators...

hmm i think britney's career is still doing pretty well.so don't buy the kleenex stock yet...

http://imgboot.com/images/goesawry/tumblrlsp0wznare1qfq4k3o1500.gif

I feel bad for him/her too, took me 30 mins to make her face look decent

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee510/mm3132/CU-Lindsay_Lohan_arrives_to_The_Mark_in_New_York_City-04.jpg

Yes Yes Yes !!!

Britney - you're Next

...buy stock in Kleenex

Everybody has already seen her lady bits... she should of done it earlier and really cashed in.

I feel bad for the guy who have to do the job.

fuck yeah, Glim! can't wait for some crazy Lindsay gang-bang scenes.

I just figured she would evade the taxes, seems write up her alley.

LOL yeah I know the wholesale price of drugs in my area.

It's not too late. We can rebuild her.

I think if she find herself a good man and clean and sober her up, she still has some hotness in her... these pictures were taken a year ago, and she was very bangable...

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/lindsay_lohan_lingerie_ha_big.jpg

you seem to know very well the prices of coke... :)

Let's do the math, if she got $800K for possing nude, she has to give 10% to her agent, so that will leave her 720K, then she is supposed to pay taxes, and between state and federal should take away around %50 or $360K... for 2 days work and getting all your flaws and coochie photoshop is really good. That gives her around 16 Kilos of good cocaine, but she has to make the payments on her Maseratti, pay the lawyer fees, $2000 purses and shoes, and so forth.... I guess she will be all right for 3 months or so

She looked the best with black hair.

ok,they'll definitely get their money's worth from a publicity/media/net attention stand point.don't know if they'll get a magazine sales surge...anyway could this somehow turn a profit for playboy ???

oh, i'm gonna love hearing whatever excuse lindsay gives for doing this. you know she's not gonna say it was just for the money...

I don't wanna see her naked now.

missunderstandings aside, you are more than welcome to come to Texas and spank me anytime.... ;)

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I support this.

Yuck!

At wholesale prices, not cut too badly she could get it around $20,000 - $25,000 per Kilogram.

..SO...even after her manager takes his/her 10% that still leave Lohan able to buy somewhere between 36 to 45 Kilograms, if she has distributor connects.

How much coke can you buy with $1 million bucks? Yeah, I can't see how this will come out well. That said, count me among the intrigued. It's too bad they already did the Monroe thing, so I'd guess they will tribute someone else

oh yeah - u would make quite the team - I just pray that u guys never meet... ;p

Yup - look at that ass - it's insane... her and Paul Walker in that movie? WOW!!!! HOT COUPLE!!!!!!

It's pretty sad when being photoshopped can't even make you look good. :( My poor Lilo. She'll be the next one to go. I hope not, but I have a strong feeling she won't be alive for too much longer. :'(

Ok - u r lucky then - Cuz I bought a plane ticket to Texas and was ready to fly there and kick ur ass :P I will just cancel then ;)

It can't be better than never having to work again in your life.

A million is wayyy too much. hell, they're gonna spend that much airbrushing her. and in the end she'll look like a cartoon.

as other people said before, the only thing she is good for now is porn.

'just don't let my hubby know cuz he already thinks that I might b a lesbian'

and of course i get 'driving' you to be a lesbian. who would think me and your hubby would make such a team... ;)

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hopefully next step for her is hardcore gangbang porn

that's what she means on page seven with the blurb.i want to do more action movies

As much as it will be airbrushed/retouched the entire print run should be sealed in a crate and sent to the same place as the Ark of the Covenant was at the end of Indiana Jones

No! you are super nice and one of my favorite bastardly chicks... I was refering to our beloved d55, that will kick in in full sociopath mode insulting everone the moment you don't agree with her, remember the last debate on Marissa Miller's hair color? :)

Like i said earlier in the Headlines from the Web section of the site;

It will be so airbrushed it wont even look like her.

Those pictures she took a few years back in the Marilyne Monroe recreation were most likely her "peak" as far as nudes go, since she has been taking such for shit care of her body.

Jessica Alba in into the blue, here she was at the very top of the game, unphotshopped picture straight from the picture...

http://11even.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jessica_alaba_into_the_blue_1080p-04.jpg

I am totally aware of the fact that she is a NATURAL read head- give me some credit- I might b slightly on the psycho part but c'mon ;P and that wasn't even the point of our deep and meaningful conversation hehehehee :)

my opinion (among the hundreds that will offer) is that yeah, i wanna see those ginormous fun bags fully exposed to the light of day. howeve, i wished this had happened before she became a full blown coke head who looks do damn strung out. i guess if you're asking which criminal i wanna see do playboy most (lindsay, casey anthony, or amanda knox), i'm going with casey anthony: naughtiest with the best body.

Of course she posing naked for Playboy that's easier than you know WORK!! xD

I don't know whether to laugh or vomit or do both.

I really pity the graphic design army -- yes, army, not team -- tasked with making her look good. There are several dozen copies of Photoshop CS5 that are quivering at the thought of making this trash look decent.

without seeing her down there we can be pretty sure she is a red haired...you only have to see parent's trap... that's her, in all her giner greatness. Of course, our favorite bartardly sociopath may jump if a few seconds saying that's not true...

http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lindsay-lohan-parent-trap.jpg

Hahaha- as much as I don't really care about a woman's body - I will admit that I did check out those leaked photos - just don't let my hubby know cuz he already thinks that I might b a lesbian- and I am not having another conversation about how it would b completely fine with him and he would have nothing against me bringing another chick home...;)dumbass!

That's exactly what I wanted to say.

hahaha it will be the most airbrushed edition EVER, i bet she doesn't even have freckles in it

for, even

Tied up anal gangbang porn is next fo her

Yeah- it is pretty sad that she has done that to herself- and maybe she does have a red hair down there but her upper hair is blonde ;P at least for now... ;)