Lindsay Lohan Cashes Playboy Trump Card For Nearly $1 Million!!

Photo Credit: Playboy cover w/ Fornarina 2010 Photoshoot

It was only a matter of time, right?

I’m pretty sure Hef’s robots at Playboy were in negotiations for a while & after finally convincing Lindsay that she has nothing else going for her, the Disney-star turned drug abuser & jewelry thief ultimately agreed to take it all off and let Playboy’s army of airbrushing professionals showcase her naked body to the masses.

So, what’s everyone’s take? Is this gonna be one of their hottest issues in a while or did Playboy just waste a lot of cash?