Jessica Alba Looking Very Stylish While Out & About NYC

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Jessica Alba was seen walking into an office building in NYC earlier today wearing a very light-colored outfit complimented by sexy shoes & a wide brim hat. I guess she’s still making the rounds around the city promoting her latest business venture, Honest.com. I don’t mean to hate, but for someone who’s the founder of a baby products company, she certainly doesn’t spend a lot of time with her two kids. Just saying…
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McPerv
McPerv

Seriously. You see someone smiling as they walk down the street you'd think they were crazy.

the kitten
the kitten

just because shes wearing a fucking scarf and a trendy (4 years ago) hat does not make her 'stylish'. sorry i really cant agree with you guys on this one; i think j alba has always had about the worst style of any woman in hollywood. cant stand her

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Then it would take an even angrier man if that's possible to satisfy her.

Nookies
Nookies

She only gets angry in the bedroom.

Cat46
Cat46

I don't think she is a cunt or looks miserable just because she doesn't smile in paparazzi pictures. I don't smile when I'm walking down the street by myself and I definitely wouldn't smile if there was someone taking my pictures.

Moe
Moe

so, are you saying that she's not a bitch or what?

mooty
mooty

she's looking about as well put together as someone can here.. would love to be there when she was getting out of it

mooty
mooty

fucken BOOM!! love it

spangly
spangly

Now that is a hotass fantasy! I think you should write more. Loved it. Perfect.

McPerv
McPerv

How do you know how much she smiles? All we see are stalkerazzi pics, she's supposed to say "cheese" every time a stalkerazzi takes her pic?

Nookies
Nookies

In every twit pic she posts with friends/family she has the biggest smile on her face. Even the pictures taken of her by her friends shes smiling.

Fucking idiots that assume shes a cunt simply because she does not smile for the paps that harass and stalk her all day long. If any other person out there walked around smiling 24/7 people would think he/she is "off". Which is literally the only reason why people idiotically concluded shes a bitch. Simply for not smiling. She has never done or said anything that would warrant a "zomg what a cunt".

Don't you find it a bit odd for someones thats supposedly a huge cunt/bitch angry person theres never been a single claim by anyone? EH? EH? EH?

She does not have to smile to please you.

She does not have to smile to please stalkers (photogs).

Did you know simply by taking good pics of said celeb smiling you can tack on extra money for the shots?

TLDR: LEAVE MY JESSICA ALONE

Nookies
Nookies

No she would rather be living with me. Hence the sadness.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

You know what, many don't concur, but I actualy saw pix of Lea Michele where she is hotter looking than Jess. I know! It boggles the mind. lolol

LaLa
LaLa

She is so friggin pretty. One of the hottest mums.

Boz
Boz

Wow, General Delacroix.

General Delacroix
General Delacroix

I obviously don’t know here personally, but she seems to be the cuntiest person in the whole wide world. It’s hard trying to imagine her being more displeased with life in general. I honestly believe she must hate everything and everyone. Even Margaret Thatcher back in the days seemed to be a more joyful person than Miss Alba.

With that being said, I think it’s time for me to confess and tell you about a fantasy I have been having for the past few weeks every time the lovely Jessica pops up on Moejackson.

The same scene plays out in my head when I think about it, and it’s each time a little more enjoyable.

I usually picture myself as Jessica Alba’s assistant who, for some fucked up reason that only makes sense in an equally fucked up fantasy, is in charge of relieving her from the stress she experiences from having to deal with incompetent people all day long by having furious sex with her. Of course, being a cold, heartless woman, she never expresses any feelings at all, just the occasional moaning similar to when you apply a bag of ice on a bad bruise. Somehow, it makes it even hotter in my head. She would have sex with someone else but because she has no feelings and doesn’t want to engage in any kind of relationship with anyone ( in my fantasy, Cash happens to be gay and only used for his money ), I’m the one who has to do it.

So this is how it always plays out in my head :

I enter the hotel suite as Jessica Alba is talking angrily on her cell phone to someone. She’s wearing one of her hot business woman suit with classy high heels shoes. She’s leaning against the bathroom’s countertop, holding her phone in the left hand. Her back is arched in a way that lets her amazing ass almost call for me.

Her *talking on the phone, obviously angry* : Well isn’t it your job to take care of that ?

Me : I’m sorry. Is this a bad time ?

Her *barely making eye contact* : That’s fine, just fuck me while I’m on the phone.

Me *rather unsettled* : Are you sure ?

Her *whispering, slightly annoyed* : Yes !

I pull down her pants, leaving her shoes on. She’s not really into tender gestures so I get right to the point and start fucking her from behind, holding her ass in my hands. There is no visible expression on her face as she simply carries on with her conversation.

Her : God why are you so useless ? Do I have to do everything by myself ?

Her *to me, covering the phone’s speaker with her right hand* : Harder.

She rolls her eyes a few times and although I can’t clearly hear the response, the person she’s talking to is apologizing profusely. I try to do my best going harder without disrupting her argument when she finally heaves a sigh.

Her *to me* : Yeah, that’s it. Keep going.

She hangs up, keeps her phone in her hand while pushing against me to make me finish. When I’m done, she simply tells me to go down to the reception office and schedule an acupuncture session for her. I catch my breath, pull my pants back up and leave the room quietly.

Anyway, my psychiatrist says I’m fine, I’m just a little tired.

dims
dims

She is sooo pretty, looks good no matter what. Jealous.

Agent666
Agent666

One of the most beautiful women on the planet.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

I'm a fan as long as she remains hot.

She's been consistent since day 1. No complains here.

spangly
spangly

she kinda does...good pull!

spangly
spangly

Totally agree. WTF is with her general cuntiness?! I was the biggest Jessica Alba fan for many years but I am definitely not now. I am fed up with her permascowl. Having said that I happen to like her in the hat.

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

She hardly ever smiles. She has minimal acting talent yet still makes millions because she's beautiful, and she continues to have a permanent cunt face.

veronica 2.0
veronica 2.0

how does she look miserable? cause she's not smiling?

veronica 2.0
veronica 2.0

she looks like madeline khan in high anxiety

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

The fact that she of all people consistently looks miserable really rubs me the wrong way.

dinodan
dinodan

hate the shoes and hate the fedora, but the girl is hot regardless.

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