Pictured: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson & Adrianne Palicki
Even though the first one was literally trashed by critics & somewhat “flopped” for a big budget summer blockbuster (it still managed to earn $300 million), producers still went ahead with the sequel, except this time, the flick is directed by Jon Chu. To the film’s credit, audiences aren’t exactly going to watch Oscar-winning performances, but rather, they simply want to experience feeling their heads explode as they get ass-raped by a two-feet-long CGI dildo.
“G.I. Joe: Retaliation,” which had a $185 million production budget, features a cast full of Hollywood big doggs including Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson, & Channing Tatum. The official release date in the U.S. isn’t until March 28, so we’re gonna assume this film will work it’s way to Los Angeles over the next couple week following premieres in major cities across the globe. Unless Adrianne Palicki is killing it on the red carpet, we might just skip a lot of these premieres.
Pictured: Jon M. Chu, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, DJ Cotrona, & Lee Byung-Hun