Have $45 Million To Blow? Why Not Buy Cher’s Malibu Mansion?

Cher has listed her Malibu mansion on the market once again for $45 million - in addition to her other homes in LA

She’s been trying to sell her 13,126 square foot Mediterranean mansion since 2008, initially priced at $45 million. In 2009, she actually dropped the price to $41 million, but there were no takers. Since the real estate market is stronger these days, the price tag is back up to $45 million. The nipped & tucked singer & actress had designer Martyn Lawrence-Bullard go through & pimp-out the interior for prospective buyers, so if you happen to get photos during a walk-thru, please email them in.

So what exactly do you get for $45 million? How about 1.7 acres overlooking the Pacific Ocean, a three story main house with 6 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms, a home gym, private theater, an infinity edge swimming pool, a walled in tennis court that sits on top of a large 20 car subterranean garage, a guest house for The Help, guard’s tower so that you can snipe unwanted stalkers, and a pair of enormous imposing front gates to keep poor people at bay. Oh yeah, we forgot to mention that you’re guaranteed sex with anybody you bring back home for a “quick drink” or for “some coffee.” Guaranteed.

  • McP

    $45M and they couldn’t build a fence around the tennis court that is high enough?

    • MoeJackson

      McP I don’t think Cher’s too concerned with losing tennis balls, although the small wall that she has up is probably electrically charged.

      • McP

        MoeJackson McP You mean she doesn’t get upset when someone sends a $1 ball into traffic? LOL. I guess you’re right.

  • johnconnor777

    I didn’t know she had that much money

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Nice little cottage she has. Looks too close to the highway for my liking though. I’ll pass.