Have $45 Million To Blow? Why Not Buy Cher’s Malibu Mansion?

Cher has listed her Malibu mansion on the market once again for $45 million - in addition to her other homes in LA

She’s been trying to sell her 13,126 square foot Mediterranean mansion since 2008, initially priced at $45 million. In 2009, she actually dropped the price to $41 million, but there were no takers. Since the real estate market is stronger these days, the price tag is back up to $45 million. The nipped & tucked singer & actress had designer Martyn Lawrence-Bullard go through & pimp-out the interior for prospective buyers, so if you happen to get photos during a walk-thru, please email them in.

So what exactly do you get for $45 million? How about 1.7 acres overlooking the Pacific Ocean, a three story main house with 6 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms, a home gym, private theater, an infinity edge swimming pool, a walled in tennis court that sits on top of a large 20 car subterranean garage, a guest house for The Help, guard’s tower so that you can snipe unwanted stalkers, and a pair of enormous imposing front gates to keep poor people at bay. Oh yeah, we forgot to mention that you’re guaranteed sex with anybody you bring back home for a “quick drink” or for “some coffee.” Guaranteed.

10 comments
Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Nice little cottage she has. Looks too close to the highway for my liking though. I'll pass.

Spanglylovesheels
Spanglylovesheels

Nice little cottage she has. Looks too close to the highway for my liking though. I'll pass.

McP
McP

$45M and they couldn't build a fence around the tennis court that is high enough?

MoeJackson
MoeJackson

McP I don't think Cher's too concerned with losing tennis balls, although the small wall that she has up is probably electrically charged.

McP
McP

MoeJackson McP You mean she doesn't get upset when someone sends a $1 ball into traffic? LOL. I guess you're right.

McP
McP

$45M and they couldn't build a fence around the tennis court that is high enough?