Before anything, many congrats to all you Jessica Alba fans. She was the shocking winner of our March Madness Hotties Tournament. We’d also like to thank Gabbo for all the hard work in creating the brackets, as well as the matchup analysis following each round. This goes without saying, but we gotta give props to Devon for getting all the pics together for each round.
I know it’s almost May & it’s somewhat late to post results to a tournament that happened nearly a month ago, but hey, I’ll be completely honest, as longtime Adriana Lima fans, it took us a few weeks to come to terms with the depressing results. For those of you bastards who think we sit on the sidelines and vote for our favorites, this should be the case in point. We would’ve rather had Olivia Munn win the tournament than Jessica Alba, but at the end of the day, the people chose their favorite—or at least 1,093 of them (who have questionable taste in women).
I still feel like the flood of Jessica Alba bikini pics from her St. Barts vacation really screwed Adriana Lima, so we’re assuming Jessica got an extra 100-150 vote boost by the bikini pics. Even though we might sound like sore losers, I have a feeling Adriana would’ve easily won if she had bikini pics hitting the front page every other hour during championship week.
With all that said, it’ll be interesting to hear everyone’s thoughts on this, so make sure to add your two cents directly below.
NOTE: For those of you guys who missed the entire tournament, check here.
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FYI, Jessica Alba book signings this week:
5/8/13 at Anderson's Bookshop - West Jefferson. Naperville, IL.
5/9/13 7:00 PM at BookPeople - North Lamar. Austin, TX.
Mexicans are so unappealing.
bitchez got nothing on Candice
Who's up for another tourney?
Jessica has an overlasting quality Lima is lacking. 2003 Lima is ten times hotter then 2013 Lima, while Jessica is quite as good looking as she was back then. She is also "younger" looking and somewhat more approachable, sweeter in appearance. Also, for people who look at smiles and teeths(I'm one of those) Lima's mouth is a turn off. Jessica has no evident flaw,thus I think she deserves this.
This was bound to happen once Jessica ditched the sourpuss and began smiling and enjoying herself again. For those who don't think Alba's much of an actress, Adriana Lima is a mannequin people hang clothes on.
This image explains my thoughts on the matter:
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This is bullshit. Jessica is a beautiful woman, but she is not as good looking as Adriana.
I wondered where the results went. I thought I had missed them somehow. I'm not happy Cunt Alba won but I predicted she would. We need another actress to become a household name for beautiful. I'm tired of the reign of Alba.
It's April 24th, Moe.
some people have horrible taste in women. i'm still crying for Lima. Moe i'm trying to forgive for liking Miss chunky cankles (minka) but due to our love for Lima i will do so!
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Well whatever...I still think Adriana is prettier and sexier, bikini or no bikini...Not saying Jessica is bad..but, compared to Lima well just on the eyes she wins IMHO..
Jessica Alba NEVER loses, I know I have never voted against her
@johnconnor777 Damn straight.
I want to see a MILF tournament to celebrate the hockey playoffs.
I meant "everlasting" of course, I'm a mess :P
@Spanglylovesheels Megan Fox took the throne for some years, before she turned into a botox monster. Here in Italy , though, as many people don't see pictures of the nowadays Megan, she is still considered to be the "big thing" when it comes to beauty. It went from Angelina Jolie to Jessica Alba to Megan Fox in the last decade(although local star are just as much hyped, and the it girl now is Belen Rodriguez here)
@Spanglylovesheels Calling Jessica Alba an "actress" might be a bit of a stretch. Just my $0.02
@McP HAHA!! I KNOW!!
MY BAD!!
@johnconnor777
Only thing good about that movie lol
@GrgeCdnBastard If we did have a MILF contest, will it end any differently than Alba winning over Lima with Kate Beckinsale and Miranda Kerr just outside?
@bryanzee @johnconnor777 I just want to save everyone 90 minutes of horrible acting and story and show the only good thing...
That would be great. I would like to see a Milano versus Duff match for all the money.
@GrgeCdnBastard Are you saying we should have the NIT tourney with women such as Morena Baccarin, Heather Graham, Camilla Belle to see who wins?
I guess you are right. We would have to exclude women who have already participated.