Brad Pitt: Loving Life Without Jennifer Aniston

Traveling through Japan

Ok, let’s just review a few of the Angelicious reasons why 2005 has been an amazing year for Brad:

1. Brad gets to have sex with Angelina Jolie (when she lets him)
2. Brad now has kids that he has always wanted (God knows why)
3. Has nibbling rights on Angie‘s various body parts (have mercy)
4. Gets to travel the world
5. Sex is no longer a chore
6. The superficial, Hollywood life no longer defines his existence
7. Unrestricted Angelina ass-grabbing & -slapping rights (damn you, Brad)