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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Elice

hey there! my name is Elice ( pronounced as E-Lease ), and I’m 22 years old and loving every minute of my life. I love your website because your captions are hilarious and you post a lot of Blake Lively whom I’m so in love with! LOL. She’s just so sexy but Megan Fox definitely takes my number one spot. Anyways, I would love to be Bastardly Lady of the day because I feel like I definitely have what it takes to be one `=) hopefully, you like my pics `=)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

"bastardly boys want sexy WITH a chance of class."

A+ good comment

MelodicDeathMetal
MelodicDeathMetal

believe it or not: bastardly boys want sexy WITH a chance of class. so... fail.

xo
xo

I agree with Ari.. you have a really pretty face, dont wanna sound mean, but because of your ethnicity, the blonde makes you look a little cheap.. Id go back to your natural color.. maybe a few lowlights.. but get rid of all that blonde

xo

Ari
Ari

let your hair go natural.... natural hair color is always better.

Altair
Altair

she is hot, great boobs, near nip slip is awesome =)

Boz
Boz

she's hot.

The Devil
The Devil

She's cute in a Northern California kind of way.

7.4/10

I Am Right
I Am Right

Exotic cutie. I like the pic where you are wearing glasses, but did you have to take your pic in a public bathroom?

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LMFAO thats great...

"yeah, that was 50 bucks, 25 extra cause u put it in my ass..."

"HEY!!! that was a mistake!!! u have to take into account im drunK!"

lazydayz
lazydayz

This is true, but it would be hard to tell whether or not she would be charging me after the night was over. She looks like she should be propositioning Matthew Modine in Da Nang.

Mundo
Mundo

Hey you know as well as anybody an ass shot is almost mandatory to give a good evaluation.. face, tits and ass..too bad the ass isn't in front we would get all in one photo...

As for E lice...are you latina?

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

well at least it would be easy to spot the chick youd have to do the LEAST amount of effort to get to go home with you right?

lazydayz
lazydayz

Well, I prefer chicks with some semblance of decency. 'specially since this is supposed to a "real" chick and not just some celeb whore to ogle at. Does she really go out in public dressed like that?

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

Usually when the BLOTD take their shirts off and show their panties its interesting... but with this one... Meh like Phillip said

McPerv
McPerv

[She's also dressed like a hooker in most of the pics.]

Since when is that a bad thing?

lazydayz
lazydayz

No. Trying way too hard and it's not working. She's also dressed like a hooker in most of the pics. Also this is fake.

BryanZee
BryanZee

same here.

me n someone else caught the cliche answers that lied within.

BryanZee
BryanZee

this bitch is ugly.

but at least its somewhat believable since you know....who would pretend to be her.

im just being honest.

I grenade block hotter women then her.

Stone Cold
Stone Cold

FAIL !!!!! Nothin here I wanna see !

And thats the bottom line......

hula
hula

hmm not ugly but not my type, and tries WAY too hard

try the natural look once in a while

Evil Dan
Evil Dan

You dress like a whore.

4/10

DocHellbilly
DocHellbilly

Keep working on your 'happy ending' as it's about all you're gonna have going for you.

Peccavi
Peccavi

its possible..... i've probably done worse.

the kitten
the kitten

bleh..doesnt do anything for me. maybe you need to smile more of a sincere smile in pics, i dont know. i think you'd look a whole lot better with dark hair and a more natural face (read: your real hair color, and less makeup). a WHOLE lot better. hopefully you're still just in a young experimental stage and will later realise you looked fine how you were in the first place. it took me a while too.

Glimmer
Glimmer

but for our intents they're real regardless. *ha ha* :)

Freep
Freep

i'll take credit for pointing out these are fake but someone else can prove it

Glimmer
Glimmer

elice, are you listening ???? ;)

SILIS101
SILIS101

i would have to say i'd take her to the back porch with a privacy fence...bam!

Glimmer
Glimmer

could it say something about a porch ??? ;)

SILIS101 you *better* rock this comment !!!! ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

you're a *true* pervert... ;)

witz
witz

this seems fake to me. anyway, she needs to stop dying her hair blonde or at least tone it down. a cute girl, but she looks like every other cute asian girl.

McPerv
McPerv

I'm deducting a letter grade for the lack of an ass shot. ;-)

Well, maybe just an "Incomplete."

But very nice, beautiful girl, needs to smile more.

SILIS101
SILIS101

Lucious hips

What does your shoulder tat say?

salma
salma

lol

what I mean is I don't like say she is ugly but she is not my type

Glimmer
Glimmer

but hey boobs are nice too

yeah,last pic page four.

Glimmer
Glimmer

and i gave that... a dirty. :)

barranr
barranr

you need a professional photog, call me

Leni
Leni

Pretty face, really nice lips, ok body, 7/10

Thanks for sending pics in :)

sandra
sandra

Cute face.

As Glimmer pointed out no ass shot.. Maby you don't have much of an ass, but hey boobs are nice too.

Glimmer
Glimmer

*thanks* sandra ! :)