Other Stories

More Stories From This Day

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Emily

Hey ya’ll the nickname’s Emily, I submitted my pictures because my friends dared me to do it and I’m too awesome of a lady to back down. Anyway obviously I love to play dress up a little too much and I am admittedly a bit vain lol. I was wondering if my pictures look as hot as they do in my head =P so hey all asian-chasers out there hopefully you enjoy this post.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox

Do you like your boobs?
I like everything about my little adorable self and besides they’re BEWBS man what’s not to like about them?

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Fo’sho, I mean I sleep with dudes the age of my grandpa for way less than that, haha just kiddin… Or am I?

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yes, and according to my mom and myheritage.com too I look like that girl from Smallville, Lana.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Meh, I say pass.

What makes you Bastardly?
Aside from the fact that I’m game and not to mention confident enough to send you guys my pics and let ya’ll at it? I’d like to think I take criticisms fairly well, boys do hit me with your best/worst shot.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

View All Photos ›

29 comments
Sort: Newest | Oldest
Boz
Boz

she looks nothing like gorgeous Kristin Kreuk.. nothing at all.

Boz
Boz

o rly?

JonYo
JonYo

No, I am Spartacus! Wait, what are we talking about again?

greasy
greasy

what a cheap fake. I cant believe that Moe posted this with a plug for a website in the answer section. My guess is just a webmaster trying to generate traffic to their website.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I'm Filipino and my name is Emily.

crackrocks
crackrocks

this broad is trippin'. the only thing these pics are good for is killing boners. great job, short, unattractive emily. my flaccid dingus is all mad at you now

BryanZee
BryanZee

She also say's she looks like Lana from Smallville?!?? My Dick!

BryanZee
BryanZee

What a horrible example of a philipino woman.

i can close my eyes and find a better looking flip on my fb.

fail.

she looks like a fob(fresh of the boat)

witz
witz

my aunt's name is emily and she's flip.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Really? So the fact that off the top of my head I can think of 3 Filipino women I have known in my life whose names were Emily, means they were lying to me?

LaLa
LaLa

Fake. Three obvious giveaways as follows:

1. AS IF her name is Emily. No Filo chick would ever be named Emily.

2. The bio seems kind of bitchy and contrived (as in someone is trying to make this chick seem annoying and dumb).

3. These photo's are stolen off some cheap Asian "modelling" website.

Lame.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

No, it is not the worst. There was that day last year where we had 3 entries of she who should not be named in 24hrs, plus bonus entries from some of the really seriously fug plastic whores that Jackson likes.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

This submission is more fake than Shauna Sand's tits.

And due to the staggering amount of fug on the site today...I henceforth declare today Black Tuesday...the single worst day for content on MoeJackson.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

this is FAKE as hell. so no comment on the chick bc whoever sent this in is evil.

McPerv
McPerv

Annoying posturing and no ass shot. Probably cute. Probably a fake submission.

camelfro
camelfro

There are a lot of middle aged white men that would pay thousands to fly to the phillipines and then pay dozens of dollars for a girl like this. Some men in the US consider a small lady that can be turned and positioned with great ease and spun around with no effort to be the holy grail of women. She's cutish. But I fail to see the kristen kreuk connection, aside from they both have some asian ancestory. But even then, looks like they're from two very different asian countries.

Peccavi
Peccavi

looks filipino... and short. pass.

asgopt
asgopt

Eh, a bit too vain without the goods to back it up.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Looks nothing like Kristin Kreuk. Also this is so fake.

dinodan
dinodan

I would have been Ok if I went the whole day without seeing these.