VMAs: Justin Bieber Accessorized w/ YSL Jewels & His Pet Snake!

that just made me laugh

You mean like the one who got my teenaged cousin (who looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and Kat Dennings) to undress for her in the cloakroom of the school? those lesbian librarians have all the fun.

I have intel from credible sources that al Qaeda operatives have Justin Bieber videos amongst the Bacha Bazi porn on their computers. At least several of the hacking incidents of Selena Gomez' Facebook and Twitter accounts were the work of al Qaeda sleeper cells.

Bieber does have big hands for such a weenie-looking kid. Likely, this means he has an enormous cock. To paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "you never know who will get one."

Don't worry--after the awards, JB popped an hors d'oeuvre in his mouth without washing his hands, hot salmonella, and then had a violent, sulphurous liquid bowel movement in his pants--sending Selena, Demi and Taylor running, and screaming "EEEW!"

Even non-venemous snakes can give one salmonella...

"Yo! I'm gonna shit my pants, nigga!"

I just can't take this kid seriously.

OH so he was actually talking about a snake. I thought he was being straight up sexual with Selena.

This reminds me of a Mr Garrison line from South Park: "those pants and those shoes say YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS!"

Then again, he's worth $50M and fondling Selena Gomez, and I'm not...

some kid out this u ay upscalehype. hmm seems justin may have borrowed an idea or so from couple of rappers...

http://www.upscalehype.com/2011/08/justin-bieber-in-ysl-mojave-leopard-printed-cowhide-lace-up-sneaker/#disqus_thread

http://imgboot.com/images/goesawry/original.jpg

Fucking stupid, easily influenced dumbasses. They'll get bored of the snakes after a few months and stop taking care of them and let them die.

Some people just can't accept that not everyone cares so much about money and don't kiss the ground that rich people walk on just for being rich.

LOL some guy that pulls in 100k a year just got butt hurt and hated that.

In another 6 months that snake will be big enough to eat Justin. A fucking snake..for a fashion accessory with red pants and leopard print shoes? MY..FUCKING..GOD someone throw a molotov cocktail on him.

That is a snake, not a fucking jewelry that you wrap it around your wrist and attend events. The whole "pet snake" thing is old. Just because you have a snake does not make you dark, disturbed, cool, wild or dangerous. I am sure his little fans freaked out over these pix like, "omigod!!!! did you see justin's pet snake! I am so getting me one, too! Loveeee you, justin!"

He is so damn scrawny like someone could just wrap their hand around his neck and break it by squeezing.

He will go broke eventually. They always do. Thats why I always find it funny when some confused tween thats trying to cope with bleeding for the first time defends him and says things of that nature because they will always fail. Theres 3094850409 people to prove that. Jonas Brothers? Sadly girls are dumb and they aren't aware hes just a fad and they hop in on the bandwagon to be cool and to go with the cool crowds completely ignorant to the fact hes talentless, annoying, looks more girly than they themselves do and is just a fad.

You just won.

Makes no difference to me.

So you calculate a person's worth on the amount of money they make?

They invited Rachel Maddow to the VMA's?

While this is very true It makes him no less of an utter dick

People can make fun of him all they want, but, at the end of the day, he makes more money in a week than most people will make in their entire lifetime.

LOL this look makes him look even more like a lesbian.

He looks like a lesbian librarian.

attention-seeking.com

When the fuck did dudes start dressing like idiots? Most of the guys at this award show looked like confetti with their bright pants, shiny shoes and multi-colored hats. I understand that they're 'artists' but wear something that shows you have self-respect. Would it hurt them to wear a tailored suit? Maybe i'm just old school but I like to dress classic, clean and professional when i'm at a formal event.

Rant over.

wow, nailed it on the fucking head.

Oh come on, is this for real ? Everything about him is so overdone. He's like a character Sasha Baron Cohen would create.

Lol, I know! He has such a feminine face, his eyes especially, they're so girly!

I hate what he's wearing and brining a pet snake for an event is stupid as hell but I'd lie if Isaid he's bad looking. That kid is pretty, if he had long hair he'd make a better looking girl than Selena, Victoria and Ariana.

what a soggy, soul-less vagina

he has seconds left of fame, seconds

Maybe they're all closet lesbians.

Why do so many young girls find him attractive? I just can't comprehend it. Bieber and Shia LaBeouf. Who's the bigger douche?

lmfao

even Britney has more balls then him.

Is this suppose to be edgy? whats his angle here lol

I wonder how long his fashion drones spend on his bangs...

What. The. Hell. I feel sorry for that snake.

And he looks more and more like a woman every day.