3 Candidates For Ugly Dresses: Golden Globes 2014 Red Carpet
Pictured: Paula Patton, Drew Barrymore and Zoe Saldana
From all the dresses that Paula Patton could choose, she opted for that thing? Interesting. Let’s hope opts for something far less annoying when the Grammy Awards roll around later this month.
Drew Barrymore showed up? She should be at the gym getting in shape for the Oscars! As for the dress, it looks like a flower shop took a shit on her. I have a feeling she wore that thing to help conceal her post-pregnancy body. I don’t even know if you can call that “post-pregnancy” considering she gave birth back in September, 2012. I have a feeling this is just the new Drew, unless, of course, she hires a personal trainer & nutritionist to help manage her diet & exercise regimen.
Zoe Saldana: First she randomly gets hitched with some mysterious Italian dude and now she’s losing her sense of red carpet style. It’s possible that new dude in her life has Zoe all drugged-up and as a result she can’t think straight, so we’ll assume she won’t be herself until she files for divorce (after, of course, she pops out her first kid–a la Halle Berry-style).