Some dude (Blade Jones) on Stern Fan Network writes…
I will be offering Terri Schiavo memorabilia:
1. $4.95 The Terri Schiavo feeding tube (perfect for sipping your favorite soda).
2. $19.95 – The Terri Schiavo hospice pillow (for a great night of sleep or just an afternoon nap)
3. $24.95 – Terri Schiavo Handcuffs (perfect for arresting protesters who get up in your peace)
4. $9.95 – Official Florida Court appeals document – (blank and ready to be filled out for fast filing)
5. $14.95 – Terri Schiavo Happy Songs CD – 24 tracks of easy listening music – each track is actually silent, but Terri wouldn’t have known the difference because she was brain dead.
If you laughed, you should be ashamed.
Terri Schiavo is gone. After 14 days of straight-up starvation, people will mourn her death probably until Monday or Tuesday. The delay accounts for the strong sermons on Sunday in churches all across the country that will plead with God to allow Terri into heaven. God bless her.
Now, let’s take care of some business. When you go to eBay & type in Terri’s full name, you get around 20 results. I’m sure that by the weekend, that number will inch up to at least 50, so in order to capture the capitalistic spirit of our great nation, check out some items you can buy in memory of Terri.View All Photos ›