Bastardly Lady of the Day – Maria


For The People At Bastardly Here Are My Pics…

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I would totally go lez for Megan Fox or Adriana Lima they are soooo sexyy and I mean they got the sexiest eyes that would make me go crazy for them and they just plain look soo good lol =)

Do you like your boobs?
Of course I like my boobs =)..I find that one of my best features and thats why im even posting up these pics showing my boobs hope you guys like them as much as I do =)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Not to sound like a Paris Hilton, or Kim K kind of girl…but hell yea I would for 3 mil… Of course just one night I don’t have anything to lose just gain 3 mil good bet I think lol

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope personally I myself dont think I look like any celeb…but if some guy did tell me something like that just to sleep with me poor dude I’m not easily fooled but I would like the compliment though =)

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Omg I loved Cassie…she was soo sexyy in her pics got me a lil hot ;)…..wink wink

What makes you Bastardly?
Other then the fact that I’m mad in love with this website I think what makes me Bastardly is like my looks my personality my everything when you chill with me you can tell what makes me Bastardly lol =)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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germ
germ

"I find that one of my best features"

best feature or only feature?

Megan
Megan

*thumbs down*

Hallery
Hallery

@Buck Nasty - Hey, it's all in good fun! I really liked your original comment to me. No worries and thanks again for making me laugh this morning.

minty
minty

All she has is boobs - nothing else

no thx

Emily (former BLOTD)
Emily (former BLOTD)

i was told there's never been a 5*er. there never will be. too many opinions out there. jxn/moe could post adriana or alessandra [or any other token of perfection in most ppls eyes] and they'd still get 4.

plus there's people out there who are just retarded and vote 1* just bc ha!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Hallery, I went back to check & make sure I didn't say anything bad about you >>>>> 7. Buck Nasty (Uncertified Bastard)

I like the bathing suit shots, pretty face & fine cha-chas.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 12:39pm Sorry I was a little nasty.

Hallery
Hallery

^Extremely enticing offer, Buck. Thanks so much! :-)

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

It's a 81 Labaron but it still runs good.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Hallery , post those ass pictures & I'll give you 5 stars & my car.

magicnotes
magicnotes

No one is perfect i have yet to see a 5 star girl, has there ever been a 5 star girl?

magicnotes
magicnotes

Shes fake!! for sure anyhow i am getting sick of the same sht, i think vidios are a good idea!! Maybe change the questions coz this same sht sucks

Hallery
Hallery

Aw, Douche! That's so nice, thanks! I wanted to get five stars but I know that no one ever has, so I am happy with four. Someday, some girl will come on here and get five and then I might be just a little jealous but I can deal. Mostly, I will be happy that someone finally melted the hearts of all of the cruel bastards.

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

BTW Hallery, I gave you 5 stars when you posted.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

uh...dude..."Bastardly bitching" it just tracks the last like 10 comments...so if you have made of the last last 10 comments, your name is on that last...like im sure mine will be after i post this.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Why the hell is my name at the right on that "Bastardly Bitcing" thing??

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

They removed the spam? Damn, I didn't get a chance to write down the addy! Come back Cady!

@ Hallery- The no pressure approach is the way to go. I'm going to start working on my acceptance speech just in case it happens. =)

Big Papi
Big Papi

Looks like my cleaning lady's daughter.

Hallery
Hallery

@ 74- Thanks! I will keep it in mind in case I decide to start that soft core porno career I've been thinking about! ;-)

john
john

awwwwww

you guys erased cady's spam

now my joke doesn't make any sense

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

@ Hallery, whatever you're more comfortable with of course. 0=)

d554
d554

yeah, u have very nice boobs...i dont know how they r without a bra (usually the big ones r saggy) but they look perfect in the pix...u need to tone up ur stomach...it's nasty and jelly-like...not digging the face at all...you also look old...but nice hair...and thank god, for the first time, a blotd took the time to answer the questions.

Hallery
Hallery

@66 Does that mean yea or nay to the naked arse pic?

Master De Raytur
Master De Raytur

Muffin top. Ethnic pug face. Decent tits. Nasty shower curtain. 4/10.

Molly
Molly

Emily, pleaseeee submit again, I liked you.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Tatas look interesting, but we need to see the legs before arriving at a final conclusion.

Paul
Paul

Girl next door cute.

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

@61, I know. More of a joke about my desire to see those pics than anything else. Yes... joke...

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Yeah,and she allmost looks clinically obese with that hanging belly over her pants :)

anon369
anon369

Seriously??!!! Some of you guys think she's hot?? HOW? I guess women really do only need to have big tits...huh? Look at her face!! Really now people, I know you all probably have really low standards, but DAMN! PIGGY PIG PIG

mbitter
mbitter

might want to cut back on the refried beans a bit

Kill Perez
Kill Perez

Not bad. An Arkansas 8, an L.A. 4. What cracks me up about all these B.L.O.D's is they all cop that amateurish "look coyly at the camera" mug to feign hotness. "Actual" hot chicks don't need this. Adrianna can set her gaze at the camera and melt your face off. She can look hot taking a dump. These girls.....not so much. Despite their best contrived efforts.

Hallery
Hallery

@45 - Jackson never censored my pics. I meant that I just do not have any of my butt with clothing on it and I did not feel comfortable having a full on naked pic of my own ass on the Interwebs. At least not without some form of monetary compensation. lol

Dina - There is a Maria who posts here. I don't know if it's the same girl, of course. I do think that other random people (NOT Jackson or Moe) have sent in pics with obviously inflammatory answers and Jackson would have no way to know it for sure. I doubt that's the case here though. I think this one is legit. I know mine, yours, and Emily's were as well as others like Cassie and Cassandra for recent examples.

Emily - I am sure everybody is looking forward to your revisited submission. :-) You've got a rockin' bod! A few people have been waiting for passwords. I think it's just the new format. Try emailing them.

aja
aja

Adorable girl face and body, and hair, great. - You look very young though, and hopefully won't regret posting such provocative pictures.

TC
TC

to me you scream skank

Emily (former BLOTD)
Emily (former BLOTD)

ha dina...i'm a real BLOTD i swear! (haven't gotten my p-word yet though. what gives?). i doubt if they are stolen pics that jxn/moe picked them out. probably the standard jealous ex or random bored dude. i'd like to pretend they're all real though. i apparently didn't read the underlying "rules" of pic submission.

next time: ass and full body shot. and no "pro-pics!"

look for me to be "revisited" one day :o)

omega
omega

yes, we know you like your chest, ok good

but what about that muffin top you are sporting???

Dina
Dina

I just can't imagine how all of a sudden, a bunch of catty girls would want to send pictures in, just about every day. Especially when I haven't seen any promotion of the BLOTD. I mean, I've been in email correspondence with Jackson and I don't think he'd do that, but I really don't understand how all of a sudden, we're bombarded with obviously fake BLOTD submissions ever single day. Especially when there used to be one BLOTD every month or so. It just seems very strange to me.

And "why the hell"? Maybe to get more traffic to their site? How should I know?

Her Name Is Not Maria She's My Housekeeper So I Sh
Her Name Is Not Maria She's My Housekeeper So I Sh

This is the last time I going to say this, Consuela: PLEASE DON'T USE OUR CAMERA. We hired you to clean the house and go to the market, not sit on the computer all day long. The kitchen is a disaster area, Consuela. When was the last time you did the dishes? The baby bottles have been sitting in there for almost three days now and the smell is starting to make me sick. Can't you smell that? And we're out of soy milk. I told you that Mr. Richard and I cannot drink milk with our cereal in the morning because it gives us a stomach ache. That's why we need soy milk. But we don't have any soy milk. Are you listening to me, Consuela? Are you stoned? You look like you're stoned. And please put your shirt back on. I don't think it's right for Richard Junior to see you in your bra. Do you know what's going to happen if Richard Junior keeps seeing you in your bra? He's going to grow up to be one of those men who drives over the border and kills prostitues.

Tray-C
Tray-C

Dina - they don't steal... not saying that a girl will send pictures of a different girl and pretend its them, but why the hell would Moe or Jackson "steal" these BLOTD photos...

Dank Moe
Dank Moe

I would like to eat olives out of her belly button, then wash her dishes.

Racer X
Racer X

Those pics are nice, you really get to the point.

/4****'s

Larry B.
Larry B.

I'm back bitches!!! Finally got my password.

Yo I'm from NYC. This chick looks like tons of Latina chicks out here. Nothing special about her. I'd smash though.

dooggyhowzzer
dooggyhowzzer

Okay lookin, but maybe wear a bit of makeup babe. Check out Delany Decolleur to see how to pose--she's a bit skanky though and shows the goods. hahaha, I love it though!

Dina
Dina

Can these girls sue when they find out that Jackson and/or Moe stole their pictures and posted them?