Bastardly Lady of the Day – Maria

For The People At Bastardly Here Are My Pics…

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I would totally go lez for Megan Fox or Adriana Lima they are soooo sexyy and I mean they got the sexiest eyes that would make me go crazy for them and they just plain look soo good lol =)

Do you like your boobs?
Of course I like my boobs =)..I find that one of my best features and thats why im even posting up these pics showing my boobs hope you guys like them as much as I do =)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Not to sound like a Paris Hilton, or Kim K kind of girl…but hell yea I would for 3 mil… Of course just one night I don’t have anything to lose just gain 3 mil good bet I think lol

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope personally I myself dont think I look like any celeb…but if some guy did tell me something like that just to sleep with me poor dude I’m not easily fooled but I would like the compliment though =)

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Omg I loved Cassie…she was soo sexyy in her pics got me a lil hot ;)…..wink wink

What makes you Bastardly?
Other then the fact that I’m mad in love with this website I think what makes me Bastardly is like my looks my personality my everything when you chill with me you can tell what makes me Bastardly lol =)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

  • the_Boss

    I’m not feelin butter on my toast..or girls

  • AsianSensation

    Maria Maria…. She’s Maria from the west side story! Just with more fat.

  • Greener37

    Starting with 4 stars

    -2 for ugly face disease

    +1 for nice tits

    -1 for being slightly out of shape

    +1 for good answers

    -1 for lack of full body shots (hiding something?)

    +.5 for the fact I’d tittie F you until your face was covered in man spirit (thus making you better looking)

    Overall… 2.5 stars

  • Richard-Schlichting

    “Say it loud and there’s music playing”
    Subtlety is lost art…..Well not on you Bigdog.

  • Anon1

    No shot of legs -1* no ass shot-1* poor picture quality -1*

    A beautiful and sexy woman (physically) consists of a beautiful face, nice eyes, nice smile, flat stomach, nice round ass, symmetrical breasts, perky nipples, nice toned legs, well kept nails etc. How can you be judged with a couple of bad angle face and boob shots.

    Hal wheres that backside attack, Caitie where are the 27 pics?

  • litlluvbug

    BUTTA, but cute body. Not pencil thin like some. I like the curves.

    Your bathroom is moldy and makes me wonder what else you don’t have cleaned up well.

    2 stars

  • Rasheed

    OK, I really like your tits. And the face ain´t that bad either. Rating: 5 out of 10

  • Caitie Harmful

    Do not want. NEXT.

  • Orphanage

    She’s beautiful.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    *sings* “Maria, Say it soft and it’s almost like praying”
    I think you are very cute…Your face isn’t 10, but nice. I’m guessing you are of Mexican heritage. I have soft spot for Mexican woman. You are fine.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    PS…The last photo looks like you have a hangover…Love to see more pictures though.
    Follow up, follow up, Come on everyone chant with me, Follow up, follow up.

  • bigdog

    Nice tits. When are we going to see ass shots. Tits are a dime a dozen but a solid ass, well that is just gold.
    Dick Schliting funny with the WSS.
    Anyway Maria. I would be proud to have unprotected sex with you.

  • Yuusou

    like pic number 4

    also nice boobs

  • Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

    So… does someone already a market a special bathroom mirror camera mount or am I going to be able to patent it and make a fortune of these web girls?

  • DirtyBastard

    you look like mike tyson uppercutted your nose
    you 2/5
    breasts 3/5

  • Rich

    I’m not really a “big boob” sorta guy but I’d motorboat those motherfuckers like a madman.

  • magicnotes

    if u love this site so much then who are u? u dont post here, u dont know jack, if this is a real person yalll comment back if the love the site that much

  • Goliano

    Pancake ass, huh?

  • hero

    i first thought that this gurl has to be virgin but this grandpa question cleared all the ambiguities of course a bitch like her would have nothing to lose……!

    No we are not interested in your boobs…..who told u that! we would really have put u on hall of fame if u could have show us some of ur teen @ss.

    damn u wanna go lez with magie coz her eyes turn u on……come on where does all hardcore stuff goes fingering , scissoring etc.

  • Cagliostro

    When I do my way, it’s everyday with you on the sofa magglejack !

  • Tron For the City

    Nice tits. Ok face. Definetely fuckable. Need ass shots.

  • damnable

    Too bad about the face.

  • Joe Weerkersthal

    I’d rather look at Kili:

  • lvcarguy

    I give you credit for the taking the booby pics. And they do look like a lot of fun!!!

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Hey! I have an idea that I think most of you bastards will like!! Why don’t the BLOtD women send in videos of themselves instead of pictures? Or maybe both?? Maybe some dirrty videos..Just an idea!! You can all thank me now!!

  • Hallery

    @29, lol!

    Hi Anon,

    I JUST sent pics in only like 3 weeks ago. People don’t want to see me again, already, so soon! However, when I do, I promise to send in a rear shot as I am told there’s a pretty good view from back there, a foot shot for my secret Internet lover and of course, a picture in the tank top that Jackson and Moe were kind enough to send to me.

    Maria, you have beautiful breasts. You look to be about a large C or small D cup, very nice. Like the fact also that you aren’t wearing too much, if any, make up.

    Pamela, you may be onto something there. Nice to see you in a happy mood today. 🙂