Best Dressed & Best Actress Jessica Chastain @ Golden Globe Awards 2013

70th Annual Golden Globe Awards in LA

Definitely one of the better dressed women on last night’s glamorous red carpet. In an interview with E!’s Giuliana Rancic, when asked whether she might have a wardrobe malfunction later in the evening, Jessica Chastain said the dress was so tightly stuck to her body that she could do cartwheels and her boobies would still remain caged. What happened to the good ol’ days when there would be at least one boob & nipple slip on the red carpet? What the fuck?

Anyway, as expected, Jessica Chastain won for Best Performance in a Motion Picture – Drama for her controversial film “Zero Dark Thirty.” The film was in limited release since mid-December until last weekend when it went into wide release, so make sure you bastards check it out. I haven’t heard a single person hate on the film, so it’s definitely worth checking out in the theater.