Adrienne Bailon Successfully Catches Our Attention For HPNOTIQ Liqueur

Adriene Bailon celebrates

Adriene Bailon was in New York City to celebrate the launch of her custom Valentine’s Day cocktail recipe for HPNOTIQ Liqueur. Usually we don’t bother with an entire post dedicated by Adrienne but you can obviously see why she caught our attention with this set of photos. Forget the cocktail, we’re waiting for Adrienne’s boob or boobs to fall out from either side of that dress. Can we say areolas?? Great job Adrienne, you’ve likely increased interest of HPNOTIQ just a little bit. If that dress slipped over just a couple more inches you’d be the buzz of the internet.

  • annak

    what the hell is this?

  • curvefan

    OK, I admit I looked very close to see if that was a nipple slip so the ad worked.

  • bryanzee

    nasty chola

  • skilligan

    she’s not bad, last year she slipped vag so she is taking a step back

  • RoxyGilmour

    Who the fuck shaded her nose? It looks awful and so obvious XD

  • annak

    she has that weird crazy frozen look on her face like kim.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    Not sure why we even know her. In another era she would just be that girl that we see in the liquor ads and other ads. She is pretty enough for advertising, she should just stick with it.

  • IamLegend_2000

    forget her liquer attempt, with only a bottle of “Jack” & a few other things I can make one heck of a great BBQ sauce & then use the rest for uhhh “medicional” reasons while smoking the steaks…need a girl to watch the crab legs inside tho.
    and who the @%&& is she???

  • Bozz

    I can almost see her nipple.

    • RoxyGilmour

      Bozz OMG my little Leo lover! Ahahaha, Arnie Grape, loves it!

      • Bozz

        RoxyGilmour Foxy it’s you……….. This is the best day in Bastardly ever. I’m crying. I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!!
        http://i.imgur.com/zfzvnMt.jpg

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Ahahaha! I missed you too you! You were my hilarious picture partner in crime 😀 And I see you haven’t changed a bit!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour I’m so glad you’re still here!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Yo, I was just watching Total Eclipse again, DAMN young Leo is FFFFIIIIINNNNEEEEE! What a beautiful face he has, wants it!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I started to visit this place again on December, I’m glad I decided to go back. THIS IS SO AWESOME! 
          Also hey Moe, can we get our profile thing back? Please Moe… pretty please.

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Ahahaha, Leo was so frickin cute in Total Eclipse. Also I watched Django last month and he was amazing there, I was so pissed off that he didn’t get nominated for Oscar. God damn Oscar

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour I know! Yes, profiles were the bomb, I hate this new layout, it’s so confusing!  >:(

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour So cute  ^_^
          I saw pics from Django and he looks good with facial hair and light coloured hair. I can’t bring myself to watch it because of the violence(I know, I’m a pussy, lol!).

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour But seriously, fuck the oscars! What a bunch of pricks. I think we can all agree that he’s proven himself time and time again and the fact that by now with ALL the amazing roles he’s played, he should have won. There’s something not right.

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour if you can’t stand excessive violence, then I suggest don’t watch it. Also there’s this one scene, so Leo (accidentally) smashed his hands on broken glasses and you can see that his hand started bleeding but he carried on like it’s part of the script, but it’s actually NOT! That is top acting there. Oscar is fucking stupid. And also Christoph Waltz won Golden Globe for basically doing the same thing like he did in Inglorious Basterds. 

          Also, Moe, this is why you should bring back that profile thing, you don’t want to read me and Roxy’s long convo about Leonardo, do you?

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour P.S.
           I killed him Gilbert, I killed him!
           And
          I could have drownded!
          XD

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Yeah, if I see that movie I’ll fast forward through all of the violent scenes, lol! I read about that hand incident on Daily Mail, amazing stuff! 
          And yes Moe, Boz is absolutely right, bring back the profiles! This convo is going to engulf this whole post, hahaha!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour need to make a petition to bring back that old profile page, you hear that MoeJackson ? 
          WE WANT THE OLD PROFILE PAGE BACK.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour OMG, I can’t stop looking at this picture, too funny!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Also, Roxy, have you seen the image still for Leo’s new movie, The Wolf of Wall Street? It looks like another serious movie and hopefully he gets to finally win the goddamn Oscar with that movie, cause I heard he’s going to take a long break from filming.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour MoeJackson 
          We demand profiles! IN WITH THE OLD, OUT WITH THE NEW! How do we get a petition started anyway? 😛

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour  Yes, that’s the movie where his hair is dyed dark brown and it washes him out, lol! Blonde Leo ftw!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Bozz MoeJackson http://www.change.org 
          Hahahahaha.

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Blonde (and skinnier) Leo FTW!!!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour MoeJackson LMAO! Imagine! All of those serious causes and then us with our little “We want Bastardly profiles!” ! Hahahaha!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Yes! When he’s skinny his beautiful face features and bone structure shine through, like in Romeo+Juliet, soooooooo fucking hot O_O

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Hey, how do you post pics here? Is it the same way like on old Bastardly?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I know right.. it’ll prolly look like this:
          -‘We want women to be able to drive in Saudi’ 
          -‘Save the Children of Palestine’ 
          -‘We want old Bastardly Profile Back’ 
          -‘Save the endangered Sumatran Tigers’ 
          Hahahaha

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour You upload your pic on imgur.com and then post the url here, no need that img src thing anymore. The image will automatically posted here. Still, I prefer the old way. lol.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Bwahahahaha! This shit is cracking me up!

        • RoxyGilmour
        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour K thanks! Of course, the old way is always best! Remember the Teletubies GIF that you posted?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Bozz Wait, I havent opened my photobucket account in a long time. The last time I opened it was to post the teletubbies gif like 1 years ago???

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I can’t seem to sign the petition, they said I need to install Java. FUCK YOU CHANGE.ORG, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, I DON’T NEED YOU JAVA SHIT

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour I don’t remember when it was, I think maybe it was even 2 years ago or something, but we were having a ridiculously hilarious convo like we are having now, including Glimmer(lol!), and we were posting all of these pics and gifs and you busted out this hilarious teletubby one and then we kept using it on each other randomly XD Must find it!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour This is an important issue that must be addressed, Change.Org! How dare thee request Java!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I just signed it! hahahaha.. it seems that there’s only 2 signature so far. But I believe this will have at least 300 signature by tomorrow. Hahahaha

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Also, THIS: 
          http://i.imgur.com/TblTYKi.gif
          HAHAHAHAHA. Teletubbies hug!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour I’m the other one who signed it, lol! Of course if people actually see this post and then the link they’ll sign it, but we need a surefire way to get all of the Bastardly people’s attention…

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour AWWWW! That’s it! HHHHAAAAAAA!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Hahaha, omg, I never thought I’d even post that teletubbies gif again. This is so awesome!!!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour If there was any occasion where that gif is perfect, this is it!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour FUCK YEAH FRIENDSHIP!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Damn, we would be THE most awesome friends irl! Leo movie marathons all day errday, XD

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour We’d be the bestest friends ever!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Like, totally!

        • Spanglylovesheels

          RoxyGilmour Bozz  Congratulations. I think this is the longest convo on here since the change.

        • Bozz

          Spanglylovesheels RoxyGilmour Bozz IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF FRIENDSHIP!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Spanglylovesheels RoxyGilmour Bozz Loves it! What was “the change?” you mean Moe announced he was fucking everything up and people got pissed?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour  Ooooooohhhhhh moejackson …. hahahahaha

        • RoxyGilmour

          Spanglylovesheels RoxyGilmour Bozz We deserve a prize.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour 😉

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour <a href=”http://imgur.com/hiDrlxm”><img src=”http://i.imgur.com/hiDrlxm.jpg” title=”Hosted by imgur.com” alt=”” /></a>

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz Yes, defiant Leo expresses my sentiments at the moment 🙂

  • Bozz

    Guys, please forgive me and FoxyRoxy’s long convo, we haven’t met in a year!

    • RoxyGilmour

      Bozz People who stumble upon this post have a nice little surprise waiting for them, lol!

      • Bozz

        RoxyGilmour it’s like old Bastardly all over again! hahahahaha

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour LMAO! The way is was meant to be 😛

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Today is a good day. 2013 is going to be a great year.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Major nostalgia happening right now! 
          Praise the lord Jesus for reuniting Bozz(now with 2 z’s) and FoxayRoxay at last! That’s what I imagine the crying black lady in your pic would say, Teehee!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I was so devastated when you, Glimmer, Phillip McCracken left. I fucking love today!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour I was living on an organic farm this past spring/summer with the worst internet evurrrr! So I didn’t even bother coming back to this site. Oh, and I was also pretty busy doing farm stuff too XD

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour while Phillips is out there playing Farmville on facebook, you’re doing a real farm job! hahahaha

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Ha! And let me tell you, real farming ain’t no Farmville picnic, it’s fucking hard man! Phil wouldn’t last a day 😛

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Hahaha, no shit, Phil’d prolly give up in the very first hour. I once went to a rice field and tried to help the farmer there harvest rice… not gonna do it again. That shit is not easy.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour LOL! I thought I was tough when I first got there, but within a week I was sore, tired, and crying like a little bitch! But then it got easier and I ended up having a pretty good time, plus I got way tanned and there were goats and chickens and pigs and dogs and cats and ducks and…ok, I’m getting carried away here 😛

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour But living in the farm sounds fun though. I love animals. Also I got tanned easily so I’ll prolly look like Beyonce within a week. hahaha

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Lucky! I’m super pale so it’s nice to be tanned once in awhile 🙂 Animals are awesome and hilarious! Pigs are ravenous beasts, lol! I had to feed them since they were little pigs and were scared of everyone, but when they got bigger and they saw be coming with the food they would run to the gate and try to bite my legs and they were HUGE! My face was like O_O

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Haha, those pigs sounds scary as hell though. I have 8 rabbits now, so I’m pretty busy myself. They’re cute but they can be monsters sometimes, running around the house and destroying everything, from biting the cable to shitting everywhere. haha.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour 8? Holy shit! I had 2 rabbits at one point and could not handle them! I had to give them away 🙁
          Now I have 2 cats, much easier to handle 😛

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour yeah, the female just won’t stop giving birth to baby rabbits. She gave me like 19 rabbits within 4 months. It’s frustrating. I’m thinking about giving them away this weekend, it’s gonna be heartbreaking though, I’ve raised them since they were baby.

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour this time is easier though, I had like 13 rabbits last December, it was chaos.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Oh no 🙁 That is sad! How big are they?

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour You are a dedicated woman 😛

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour On February 8/9th, they’ll be 3 months old. I was gonna give them away yesterday but I canceled it cause idk I got real sad and decided maybe this weekend. Harryhooray said I’m a crazy bunny lady now. lmao.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Awww, precious babies! It’s so easy to get attached to animals 🙁

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I swear to God, it’s the worse how fast you get attached to them. And when it’s time to say goodbye, oh god, I hate being alive.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Hopefully you can find them good homes at least? And can you keep some?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I gave them to my vet 2 weeks ago but the vet said one of them escaped from the cage, and the other one got so depressed and died. I wanted to cry when he told me that. 
          I’m keeping the Mom and Dad, and gave away the babies. Oh man, why can’t I be rich so I can raise them all!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Oh noez! Poor baby bunny! Is it expensive to get rabbits fixed?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour in here? yeah, also i don’t think the vet is rabbit savvy, so I don’t want to risk anything. Man, having rabbits as pet isn’t easy at all!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour How you end up with them in the first place?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour My cousin gave them to me as birthday present last year. Haha, I never thought I’d end up with shitload of rabbits.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Oh shit! That’s the gift that keeps on giving, literally!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Hahaha, that is so true. My cousin sometimes feels sorry that she gave me the rabbits after she found out about my suffering.

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour whelps, I gotta go feed them baby rabbits now. It’s their lunch time and they get annoyed when I feed them late. I swear to God, sometimes I feel like they’re the master and I’m the slave. haha.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Awww

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour I’m all tuckered out now from all of this excitement so I guess I shall retire to my quarters for the evening 😛
          I hope overnight more people see this and sign the petition though! Otherwise I just might post a link to it on every single post, lol!
          It was so fun catching up! I will be back 2morro 4 sho, and maybe our little plan will actually work(or Moe is going to ban me, haha!).

        • MoeJackson

          RoxyGilmour
          farming?! wow. you gotta post a pic of yourself milking cows or something.

        • Bozz

          MoeJackson RoxyGilmour don’t do it, Roxy, Nookies will see it and will be tempted to send his penis pic again.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Major nostalgia happening right now! 
          Praise the lord Jesus for reuniting Bozz(now with 2 z’s) and FoxayRoxay at last! That’s what I imagine the crying black lady in your pic would say, Teehee!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz MoeJackson RoxyGilmour Hahaha! Well there weren’t cows anyway. I did try to milk the goat but did not get very far with that.

  • RoxyGilmour
    • RoxyGilmour

      I should post this on every single post so people will see it.

      • RoxyGilmour

        Moe is gonna be so pissed at me, hahaha! And yes, I am aware that I’m replying to myself.

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Hahaha, no shit. Moe’s prolly gonna say ‘NOT COOL!’ when he found out about that petition.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour That’s like his catchphrase, haha!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour So should I do it? People’s gonna think I’m spamming!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Check it out, thanks to us there’s now 72 comments in this post 😀

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Aaaahh sorry Foxy, my internet connection suddenly died. Ahaha yeah, I believe this is the most commented post this year. Moe got no choice but to feature this in Best of the Week post. Hahaha.

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Do it! People must love the idea of having the old profile page back! haha

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Best of the week? Hmm, something new I presume?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Yeah, it’s a post that feature daily post with the most comment. If this Adrienne Bailon post doesn’t get featured there, I’m quitting this site. (jk)

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Haha! That’s so weird? Did Moe invent that because it was so dead around here that even 5 comments was considered a lot? LOL!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I guess so? hahaha. Poor Moe. But we’re all back now, so I guess the number of comments per post must be higher now.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Haha! I just saw what you wrote on the Petition page!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour I sent you friend request there!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour So now we’re change.org buddies? Awesome!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Hell yeah, if anything happens with bastardly, we still have change.org!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Moe owes us old Bastardly! We bring the drama, the entertainment, the good times!

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz At this point we’re preaching to the choir, why isn’t anyone else commenting on this post? We need more people to know about out intentions!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Spangly just saw the post. Hahahaha

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Really? He must sign! I updated the petition with THE famous Bastardly Frank Zappa pic 😛

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Haha, I’m in photobucket, still searching for all the old images that I used to make, like the ‘Get Over it Glimmer’ button and the ‘Party hard’ one. Gonna go and check my Hard Disk later.

        • MoeJackson

          RoxyGilmour
          We’ll prove you wrong FoxyRoxy!! JUST WATCH!!!

        • RoxyGilmour

          MoeJackson RoxyGilmour Ok, start by removing infinite scroll and put back numbered pages, pretty please?

        • RoxyGilmour

          MoeJackson RoxyGilmour And Moe? What’s the eBay thing someone mentioned?

    • MoeJackson

      RoxyGilmour not cool. Roxy, you know there were only like 100 or so people using the profiles & we went down like twice a day. the site was super unstable and was just becoming a mental drain to maintain.

    • bryanzee

      RoxyGilmour 

      hopefully he can just bring back the old ones, that bastard

    • GrgeCdnBastard

      RoxyGilmour I signed it baby! Hopefully my signature will show up soon …

      • Bozz

        GrgeCdnBastard RoxyGilmour hell yeah, George!

      • RoxyGilmour

        GrgeCdnBastard RoxyGilmour Thanks for signing 🙂 Unfortunately we aren’t getting very far with the signatures, LMAO! Oh well, it was funny in the moment, and took 2 minutes to create, so no huge loss.

  • MoeJackson

    wow, you guys really trashed this post, huh?

    • Bozz

      MoeJackson you’re welcome, Moe.

    • RoxyGilmour

      MoeJackson And you love it.

    • RoxyGilmour

      MoeJackson And you love it.

      • MoeJackson

        RoxyGilmour luckily we have like 8 readers these days, so it’s all good.