Hasbeen D-Listers: Heidi Montag & King Douche Spencer Pratt Need Money

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Pose For Pictures

Heidi, who’s currently starring on “Celebrity Big Brother UK” was spotted along with her clingy douchebag hubby Spencer Pratt holding a copy of The Sun outside the ITV Studios in London earlier this morning.

Since I don’t believe anything that ever comes from these two, I refuse to believe their latest claim that they blew away their supposed $10 million stash because they thought the world was going to end on December 21, 2012 (Mayan prediction). First of all, did they actually even have $10 million?! Two or three million sounds more like it. I mean, didn’t Heidi get around twenty plastic surgery procedures a few month before they went on their D-List hiatus? Anyway, that’s more than I wanted to write about these two nobodies, so let’s stop here.

  • skilligan

    i am not asking for them both to get hit by a bus, but one. . . . . . .

  • RoxyGilmour

    Ew, she should have left her face alone. Compared to now she was actually cute the first few seasons of The Hills.

  • annak

    Her face is busted, fo real. However some of the puffiness does seem to have gone away.

  • curvefan

    Let’s add this up.She’s a conservative woman that doesn’t bore us with her liberal crap
    opinions.She will do anything to make
    herself more sexually attractive and her surgeons have done a pretty good job.  That usually means she will do anything
    sexually.She’s just got to be tight
    because that little troll husband of hers couldn’t deflower a bic pen.I say she’s damn near perfect.

  • IamLegend_2000

    I’ll do my part & help them out, why not even idiots can do menial type jobs. $20 for washing & waxing my car..two coats of wax.  $15 to vaccume the entire house. $50 to wash all windows inside & outside too….for more quotes contact me at….nobody-really-cares-about-you.com