Simply judging by the fact that Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman are eating in such a public place in the company of hungry members of the British papz, we’re gonna have to assume Simon’s taking the advice of his P.R. department cleaning up some of the mess he created earlier this year by having sex with his best friend’s wife. We’re pretty sure Simon & Lauren had drunken sex while on one of his many yacht excursions in the Mediterranean b/c why else wouldn’t put on a frickin’ condom?! I don’t get it.
But you have to admit, Simon holding the hand of his pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman as they enjoyed lunch in London was a nice touch.