Taylor Swift Continues New Boyfriend Search @ Golden Globes 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards in LA

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So ya, it’s all but confirmed that Taylor Swift doesn’t put out & might even be a virgin. If there’s any truth to the rumors, she must be close to breaking a couple records: A) for having dated the most number of famous dudes & still remaining a virgin & B) having an extensive collection of vibrators. Regardless of whether you’re in the virgin or non-virgin camp, let’s hear a few plausible theories on what the fuck is going on with this chick. I think it’s safe to say that some dude needs to iPhone-record this chick behind her back & accidentally leak it on the net b/c that’s the only way we’re going to learn how Taylor Swift clicks!

And in other news, it’s rumored that Taylor’s ex Harry Styles & his One Direction bandmates are working on a song that will reference Taylor and the goal is to get this thing out in the wild before Taylor has a chance to release her Anti-Harry song, which she’s presumably working on at the moment. What the fuck has the world come to?

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Gabbo

Her reaction shot to Adele winning the Golden Globe was hilarious. Pure smugness, with a little bit of no way. She did look pretty good though.

Bozz

@Gabbo http://i.imgur.com/vGfbO.png

She's making song about Adele right now.

curvefan

I don’t care if she looks as good (and she sure doesn't) as Halle Berry or Jennifer Aniston in their prime.If she isn’t a willing an very active sexual partner then she is as worthless as those two.

skilligan

looks like a13 year old

nybiggs

She's looking damn good... the fact that she doesn't put out is actually a turn too... it's like one of those carnival games... everyone wants to play... but no prize for 99%

MundoLopez1

No matter what she does or doesn't do, I still think she's one attractive chick,

Spanglylovesheels

She looks pretty good in this darker color dress. I would like to think she has a strap on cock underneath it tucked between her thighs. That could explain why she is going through boyfriends so quickly. :-)