Taylor Swift Continues New Boyfriend Search @ Golden Globes 2013
So ya, it’s all but confirmed that Taylor Swift doesn’t put out & might even be a virgin. If there’s any truth to the rumors, she must be close to breaking a couple records: A) for having dated the most number of famous dudes & still remaining a virgin & B) having an extensive collection of vibrators. Regardless of whether you’re in the virgin or non-virgin camp, let’s hear a few plausible theories on what the fuck is going on with this chick. I think it’s safe to say that some dude needs to iPhone-record this chick behind her back & accidentally leak it on the net b/c that’s the only way we’re going to learn how Taylor Swift clicks!
And in other news, it’s rumored that Taylor’s ex Harry Styles & his One Direction bandmates are working on a song that will reference Taylor and the goal is to get this thing out in the wild before Taylor has a chance to release her Anti-Harry song, which she’s presumably working on at the moment. What the fuck has the world come to?