Taylor Swift Continues New Boyfriend Search @ Golden Globes 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards in LA

So ya, it’s all but confirmed that Taylor Swift doesn’t put out & might even be a virgin. If there’s any truth to the rumors, she must be close to breaking a couple records: A) for having dated the most number of famous dudes & still remaining a virgin & B) having an extensive collection of vibrators. Regardless of whether you’re in the virgin or non-virgin camp, let’s hear a few plausible theories on what the fuck is going on with this chick. I think it’s safe to say that some dude needs to iPhone-record this chick behind her back & accidentally leak it on the net b/c that’s the only way we’re going to learn how Taylor Swift clicks!

And in other news, it’s rumored that Taylor’s ex Harry Styles & his One Direction bandmates are working on a song that will reference Taylor and the goal is to get this thing out in the wild before Taylor has a chance to release her Anti-Harry song, which she’s presumably working on at the moment. What the fuck has the world come to?

  • xenia

    i don’t know what it is, don’t get me wrong… she’s not ugly but she’s just not attractive to me.

  • xoox

    i don’t know what it is, don’t get me wrong… she’s not ugly but she’s just not attractive to me.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    She looks pretty good in this darker color dress. I would like to think she has a strap on cock underneath it tucked between her thighs. That could explain why she is going through boyfriends so quickly. 🙂

    • MoeJackson

      Spanglylovesheels
      Well researched theory, I see…

  • MundoLopez1

    No matter what she does or doesn’t do, I still think she’s one attractive chick,

  • nybiggs

    She’s looking damn good… the fact that she doesn’t put out is actually a turn too… it’s like one of those carnival games… come one come all… but you probably won’t win.

  • skilligan

    looks like a13 year old

  • MundoLopez1

    No matter what she does or doesn’t do, I still think she’s one attractive chick,

  • curvefan

    I don’t care if she looks as good (and she sure doesn’t) as Halle Berry or Jennifer
    Aniston in their prime.If she isn’t a
    willing an very active sexual partner then she is as worthless as those
    two.

  • Her reaction shot to Adele winning the Golden Globe was hilarious. Pure smugness, with a little bit of no way. She did look pretty good though.

    • Bozz

      Gabbo http://i.imgur.com/vGfbO.png
      She’s making song about Adele right now.