Megan Fox Wins Golden Globe For Showing Up & Looking Hot

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green

It sucks that her husband Brian Austin Green is still in the mix, but we better get used to the guy. It appears as if he’s gonna be around for the duration of Megan’s somewhat fading stint in the Hollywood hottie limelight.

Ever since she smoked too much crack & went off on “Transformers” director Michael Bay, it seems like Megan Fox was on a painfully long hiatus from allowing creepy dudes to enjoy her hotness on the red carpet, so thank God she finally came back to her senses (she also gave birth during this hiatus). Once again, Hollywood directors & producers can freely exploit Megan for the sheer enjoyment of countless men around the globe—in exchange for a fat paycheck, of course.

After announcing the Golden Globe nominations back in December alongside Jessica Alba and Ed Helms, Megan was back on stage to present an award during the live show. Unfortunately for Megan, she has yet to earn a nomination for an award herself (Razzie nominations don’t count). I hope she knows what that means! Everyone knows that an easy ticket to HFPA love is to take up a “powerful” role that involves a lot of nudity, so chop-chop, Megs!!

For those of you who missed it, Megan’s latest flick, the Judd Apatow written, produced & directed comedy “This Is 40,” is out in theaters right now, so make sure you bastards check it out. I thought it was pretty damn hilarious (and a little depressing, depending on where you are in life).

http://youtu.be/iD4d0AbfYYw

  • xenia

    sexy as always

  • errsome

    She should have worn Miranda’s dress.

  • Spanglylovesheels

    As my teenage son said, “she looks different now and is not as hot”. Agreed.

  • lenilovesfeet

    I like her dress, hair, body and husband.

  • skilligan

    she looked incredible, saw 1 of the interviews with her and she seemed high as hell

  • MundoLopez1

    She’s not too  bad, but I still like the old Megan…

  • bryanzee

    Needs to get back to her pre baby weight, still hot though. Just needs to drop some.

  • Bozz

    Her face looks so much like mannequin’s face now

  • She looks like Madonna.