Monthly Archives: January 2013

Newly Single Taylor Swift Hits People’s Choice Awards 2013

Taylor Swift: People's Choice Awards 2013 (PCAs)

Taylor Swift did well in attracting prospective new boyfriends by showing off a lot her minis in a dangerously low-cut & fitted white gown. Knowing how Taylor’s team works, I’m pretty sure that dress was super-glued to her boobs so that there was absolutely no chance of a wardrobe malfunction. I’m pretty sure creepy bastards are the globe are closely analyzing ultra-high-quality images desperately searching for a lil’ nipple, so make sure you check back in the morning for updates.

Of course Taylor was nominated for numerous awards & for the few minutes we could stand the show, she already won an award for Favorite Country Artist. Not that I give a shit or anything, but is this chick even a country artist anymore? I thought she was more pop than anything else. We’d also like to note that Taylor was beaten by her ex-boy-toy Harry Styles’s band One Direction in the Favorite Song category. The dudes won for their big hit “What Makes You Beautiful” (let’s hope that’s the only one). Taylor is also nominated for Favorite Female Artist, but as of this posting, that award has yet to be announced.

All nominees & winners are on the People’s Choice Awards official website.

The Peoples Choice Awards 2013 - Red Carpet Arrivals

Jennifer Lawrence: People’s Choice Awards 2013

Jennifer Lawrence - People's Choice Awards (PCAs)

It’s possible this dress looks better when you’re standing in front of the person wearing it, but it doesn’t hold up well in front of cameras, that’s for sure. It’s a real pity b/c Jennifer Lawrence is so beautiful & deliciously stacked that we gotta reference an outfit she wore last summer to drive home our point:

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Since the award season is just starting out, we’re gonna let Jennifer pass this time around. As for meaningless awards at the People’s Choice, Jennifer Lawrence was nominated in two categories, Favorite Movie Actress & Favorite Face of Heroism, and not surprisingly, the young actress won on both counts. She beat out Hollywood beauties like Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, Kristen Stewart, Emma Stone & Mila Kunis, so major props to J.Lawrence.

Jennifer Lawrence - People's Choice Awards (PCAs)

Picutred: Liam Hemsworth, Jennifer Lawrence, & Josh Hutcherson

Lea Michele Was All Legs @ People’s Choice Awards 2013

Lea Michele - People's Choice Awards (PCAs)

I love how Lea Michele doesn’t fuck around when on the red carpet. She knows her main assets are her legs & booya, she frickin’ smacks you right in the face with her well-oiled & perfectly toned legs.

The “Glee” star was nominated in the Favorite Comedic TV Actress category against some real heavy weights that included Jane Lynch, Kaley Cuoco, Sofia Vergara & Zooey Deschanel and surprisingly, she took home the award as the fan-favorite. Many congrats to Lea, as well as to the dude who’s gonna have those amazing legs wrapped around his body later tonight. Bastard.

Julianne Hough: People’s Choice Awards 2013

Julianne Hough - People's Choice Awards (PCAs)

The beautiful Julianne Hough just returned to Los Angeles from a luxurious holiday in St. Barts w/ longtime partner Ryan Seacrest. The ballroom dancer, country music singer and actress simply won’t give up her acting career after failing miserably on multiple ocassions, with the latest being “Rock of Ages” last summer. I guess having Mr. Moneybags Ryan Seacrest between her legs makes things a little easier in Hollywood.

Julianne’s latest film “Safe Haven” hits theaters on February 14. She stars alongside Josh Duhamel & Cobie Smulders in the film which is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel of the same name. God damn, when will they stop making films based on lame books by Nicholas Sparks?! Anyway, here’s some plot action:

The arrival of a mysterious young woman named Katie in the small American town of Southport, North Carolina, raises questions about her past. Beautiful yet unassuming, Katie is determined to avoid forming personal ties until a series of events draws her into reluctant relationships. Despite her reservations, Katie slowly begins to let down her guard, putting down roots in the close-knit community. But even as Katie begins to fall in love, she struggles with the dark secret that still haunts her. Eventually, though, Katie realizes that a choice must be made between a life of transient safety and one of riskier rewards, and that in the darkest hour, love is the only true safe haven.[Source]

Olivia Munn Painfully Disappoints @ People’s Choice Awards 2013

Olivia Munn - People's Choice Awards (PCAs)

For somebody who’s known solely for her sex appeal, you’d think Olivia Munn would think a little harder when deciding what to wear before hitting the red carpet. Just because she makes regular appearances on hit TV shows & has better cash flow than she did a few years ago doesn’t mean she can just take it easy when it the cameras are pointed in her direction at award shows. Olivia, if you’re hitting up other award shows over the next few weeks, try your best to turn up the hotness level a little and play your role as the token hottie. Chop, chop.

Kaley Cuoco: People’s Choice Awards 2013

Kaley Cuoco - People's Choice Awards (PCAs)

“The Big Bang Theory” hottie Kaley Cuoco was the host of this year’s People’s Choice Awards & judging by the first fifteen minutes of action (I couldn’t take any more than that), I have a feeling they won’t be jumping to invite her back next year. These award shows are already horribly written & if you’re not a natural comedian, things can get painfully awkward real quick. Unfortunately, that’s kind of how I saw things going for Kaley, but I don’t necessarily think it’s all Kaley’s fault.

Did Beyonce’s GQ Cover Get The Million Dollar Photoshop Treatment?

Beyonce's GQ Cover Feb 2013

Considering Jay-Z has a net worth of nearly $500 million, I wouldn’t be surprised if Beyonce actually looks like this. The February GQ issue will hit newsstands at a time when Beyonce will be all over the media—literally. For one thing, she’s doing the Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime show & Queen B will probably also appear in a couple Pepsi commercials during the big game as part of her $50 million deal with the soda company.

Aside from those two items, her documentary, “Beyonce: Life is but a Dream,” hits HBO on February 16. As per her Wiki, the film, “which Knowles directed and produced herself, will feature footage of her childhood, her role as a mother and businesswoman, recording in the studio, rehearsing for live performances, and balancing her family life, including her return to the spotlight following the birth of Blue Ivy.”

LINKS: Miranda Kerr Holds Baby Flynn & Opens Car Door AT THE SAME TIME!

Miranda Kerr Brings Flynn Along To The Gym

Super model Miranda Kerr takes her son Flynn to the gym in Los Angeles earlier today.

– Olivia Palermo Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– The Anti-Jessica Simpson: A Salute To Hilary Duff Doing Pilates [The Superficial]
– Jennifer comes on for Jimmy [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Miranda Lambert on the Chris Brown situation: ‘It’s not okay. At all.’ [Celebitchy]
Selena Gomez Is Really Single This Time [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– John Travolta’s Former Scientology Handler Has A Really Hot Name [Dlisted]
– Doutzen Kroes Drops A Ton Of Seriously Sexy Lingerie Action [Popoholic]

– Kaley Cuoco Wears Tight Clothes to Cheat at Ping Pong [The Blemish]
– Dolphin Stampede []
– Kate Middleton Shows Off Her Maternal Skills With Savannah Phillips [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Surprise: Harry Styles Broke Up with Taylor Swift Because She’s Crazy [Evil Beet]
The Ryan Gosling Guide to Impressing Women [Complex]
– Pam Anderson is drunk [Celebslam]

– The 9 Best Shows To Hate Watch In 2013 [Pajiba]
– Katy Perry Naked In High Heels [Celeb Jihad]
– How to Close a Business Deal Using ‘Would You Rather’ Questions [BroBible]

– Katrina Bowden Works It For Maxim [HollywoodTuna]
– Obama’s Biggest Fangirl Will Perform At His Inauguration [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

MIAMI: Claudia Romani Looking Beautiful In A Bootilicious White Bikini

Claudia Romani White Bikini Pics from Miami

As per her recent Tweet, Claudia’s wearing bikini designed by Masquenada. Hit their site for more.

We’ve seen Claudia Romani in countless bikinis over the past year, but I gotta admit, this is by far my favorite one. The bombshell Italian model was seen back on the beach workin’ her bikini body for the papz yesterday afternoon. She has promised that 2013 is gonna be a special year, so it’s nice to see that she’s kicking things off beautifully…

Also, this is one of the first photos in which Claudia actually took off her shades! I know a number of you bastards were pointing out the fact that we’ve never seen Claudia’s eyes. Well, what’s the official take?

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