The “Aaaw, That’s Cute” Matchup Featuring Verne Troyer on a Scooter!

Verne Troyer gets some exercise on a kids scooter

Which other website on the net can feature a chick like Claudia Romani wearing an ass-hugging mini dress in one post & then follow that with a matchup featuring world-famous dwarf, Verne Troyer? If you’re ever thinking, “God, what the fuck am I doing on this piece of shit site that changes every fucking day?,” then always remember one thing: while most gossip sites feature somewhat predictable content, we on the other hand, can pull anything out of ass at any given time. Sure that works against us 98% of the time, but fuck it!

Anyway, here’s Verne Troyer getting in some quality exercise on a scooter in Malibu. The dude is so cool that he stopped off to chat w/ fans and even got his face licked by a random-ass dog! Fucking awesome. I don’t think I can remember any other celebrity in the past eight years showing this much love. Major props to Verne.

  • skilligan

    never cared for him after the surreal life performance, urinating everywhere on that scooter

  • Bozz

    This post is my favorite post on Bastardly.

    • Bozz

      This and that one time when Nookies promised to suck everybody’s dick if Glimmer promised to post his selfie.

      • RoxyGilmour

        Bozz What? When did that happen? LOL!

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Nookies made a promise to suck everybody’s dick if Glimmer dare to post his photo and Glimmer did and apparently Nookies isn’t a man of his word. hahahahaha.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour Oh wow! So wait, Glimmer actually posted his picture? And I missed it?

        • Bozz

          RoxyGilmour Bozz yeah but only his body not his face though… and after that he left the website, never to be seen again.

        • RoxyGilmour

          Bozz RoxyGilmour So what was his body like?

  • RoxyGilmour

    Still can’t believe how tiny he is.
    “The tiny one can’t take a hint, hahahaha. He doesn’t understand he is small”.

  • nybiggs

    hmm… this is kind of cold hearted, but I thought he would have died by now…. don’t people that small usually have health problems…