The “Aaaw, That’s Cute” Matchup Featuring Verne Troyer on a Scooter!

Verne Troyer gets some exercise on a kids scooter

Which other website on the net can feature a chick like Claudia Romani wearing an ass-hugging mini dress in one post & then follow that with a matchup featuring world-famous dwarf, Verne Troyer? If you’re ever thinking, “God, what the fuck am I doing on this piece of shit site that changes every fucking day?,” then always remember one thing: while most gossip sites feature somewhat predictable content, we on the other hand, can pull anything out of ass at any given time. Sure that works against us 98% of the time, but fuck it!

Anyway, here’s Verne Troyer getting in some quality exercise on a scooter in Malibu. The dude is so cool that he stopped off to chat w/ fans and even got his face licked by a random-ass dog! Fucking awesome. I don’t think I can remember any other celebrity in the past eight years showing this much love. Major props to Verne.

20 comments
nybiggs
nybiggs

hmm... this is kind of cold hearted, but I thought he would have died by now.... don't people that small usually have health problems...

nybiggs
nybiggs

hmm... this is kind of cold hearted, but I thought he would have died by now.... don't people that small usually have health problems...

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

Still can't believe how tiny he is.

"The tiny one can't take a hint, hahahaha. He doesn't understand he is small".

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

Still can't believe how tiny he is.

"The tiny one can't take a hint, hahahaha. He doesn't understand he is small".

Bozz
Bozz

This post is my favorite post on Bastardly.

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

Bozz What? When did that happen? LOL!

Bozz
Bozz

RoxyGilmour Bozz yeah but only his body not his face though... and after that he left the website, never to be seen again.

Bozz
Bozz

RoxyGilmour Nookies made a promise to suck everybody's dick if Glimmer dare to post his photo and Glimmer did and apparently Nookies isn't a man of his word. hahahahaha.

Bozz
Bozz

This and that one time when Nookies promised to suck everybody's dick if Glimmer promised to post his selfie.

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

Bozz RoxyGilmour Oh wow! So wait, Glimmer actually posted his picture? And I missed it?

RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

Bozz RoxyGilmour So what was his body like?

skilligan
skilligan

never cared for him after the surreal life performance, urinating everywhere on that scooter

Bozz
Bozz

This post is my favorite post on Bastardly. 

skilligan
skilligan

never cared for him after the surreal life performance, urinating everywhere on that scooter