Monthly Archives: February 2013

Super Bowl XLWTFNFLVII Brings The Weekend Links!

Super Bowl XLVII

– OW! Helen Flanagan Is A Sexy Teacher [HollywoodTuna]
– Katy Perry’s Breasts Domesticated John Mayer [The Superficial]
– Lady Gaga, Queen of the Universe [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Tom Cruise is buying a $24 million Hawaiian paradise to woo Suri away from Katie [Celebitchy]
DUMB! Heidi Montag Is Broke Because Of The Mayan Apolocalypse [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– WTF? Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West In A Straitjacket [Dlisted]
– Miley Cyrus Gets A New Tattoo… [Popoholic]
– CREEPY PHOTO: SELENA GOMEZ CAMELTOE FITTING PICS FOR SPRINGBREAKERS OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Brandi Glanville Used to Joke Eddie Cibrian Raped Her [The Blemish]
– Wilson Superbowl Football Factory [Viralosity.tv]
– Panda Mom Too Exhausted To Play With Baby Panda [VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
– Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain are Awesome, are Also Dating [Evil Beet]
– A History of Black Playboy Playmates [Complex]
– CHRISTINA RICCI DESIGNS MAKE UP FOR EVER BAG [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Charlize Theron rocking a faux hawk . . . and Friday’s Paparazzi Leftovers [Celebslam]

– BIKE CHICKS [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Get Bent: 47 Of Hollywood’s Loveliest Leading Ladies in Drag
[Pajiba]
– The Anatomy Awards ‘Breast Picture’ Nominees [Celeb Jihad]
– Squint Eastwood Is Hollywood’s Greatest Living Actor [BroBible]

– DAYUM! Alice Goodwin Is Busty And Delicious! [HollywoodTuna]

– Fashion FAIL: Fivel Stewart at the Warm Bodies Premiere [Yeeeah!]
– Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Use Botox Anymore [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

DAAYUM! Sophie Turner Visits Sydney’s Bootilcious Gardens!

Australian model Sophie Turner enjoying time at the Sydney Botanical Gardens in Australia

This is definitely one of the hottest posts in our extensive “Celebrities Paying Parking Meter” category. The always-bootilicious Sophie Turner took time out of her busy schedule to hit up the Sydney Botanical Gardens. Sophie’s been cruising around back at home in Australia for a while now, but she really needs to screw relaxing at gardens around Sydney and return to running around in her bikini at one of the city’s beaches.

Predicting the champion of Super Bowl XLVII

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After hours of watching various sports networks (NFL Network, ESPN, CBS sports) and reading more articles than I can imagine (SI, Grantland, Yahoo! Sports) it finally comes down to one final game in this NFL season. Let’s just take a moment to remember the 2012 season: from the replacement refs, to the fail mary, to AP and Peyton’s incredible comeback season, to the sensational rookies, to the Pagano speech, to the ridiculous divisional playoff round. It was an excellent season and I think it’s time to culminate it by what I think will be a great game. One thing is for sure, the Ravens and 49ers are two teams that like to overpower their opponents so expect a very physical game. Here are the match ups that I think will make the biggest impact come Sunday evening:

Can the Ravens defense get enough pressure on Kaepernick? The 49ers offensive line is among the best in the NFL, if not the best and the result is a very effective and efficient offense for the Niners. Stack the line and Kaepernick will use his fastball to find his receivers. Toss in nickle/dime packages and the Niners run a deadly pistol scheme. It’ll be interesting to see how a veteran and experienced defense like the Ravens will handle the offense after two weeks of preparation. Can the Ravens offense make the big plays downfield? If you’re going to try and exploit a certain aspect of the Niners defense, it’s going to be their secondary. The Ravens certainly have the QB (can Flacco continue to be elite?) and the weapons on offense to take advantage of a mismatch. Two x-factors that I like: back up RBs Bernard Pierce (Ravens) and LaMichael James (Niners) because I think they’re both capable of making big plays, despite not being the marquee names.

Prediction: It took me a while to try and figure out how this game will play out because I feel these teams are very evenly matched but in different manners. The Ravens are more of a “Cinderella” type story, many picking them to lose against the Broncos AND the Patriots. The 49ers are the more balanced and poised team, going down early in both playoff games but recovering very effectively. The coaching is dead even, both Harbaugh brothers are among the best in the league. It’s impossible to predict how either team will perform when it comes to special teams. I feel like the glaring mismatch comes at the line of scrimmage in favor of the 49ers. You know, the “trenches” or whatever analysts like to call that part of the team. If one team is going to dominate a certain part of the game, it’s going like the offense and defensive lines for the Niners. Sure, the Ravens are completely capable of winning this game with big plays on either side of the ball but i’m going with what’s probable as opposed to what’s possible. From head to toe, the Niners are a slightly better team.

49ers- 27 Ravens- 24

Enjoy the game, the commercials and Beyonce at halftime everyone. And as always: Go Cowboys!

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her Bikini Body! This Time With Extra Booty!

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Bikini Body

As if one post of Alessandra Ambrosio workin’ her bikini body on location in St. Barts for Victoria’s Secret, we had to show more love to the 31 year old MILFilicious mother of two. The beautiful Ale was just the latest in Victoria’s Secret hotties causing a sudden spike of demand for flights to St. Barts this past week. Ale, we greatly appreciate the hard work you’ve put after letting Jamie Mazur impregnate you twice to shows off your bikini body on the beautiful sands of St. Barts. Okay folks, back to reality of the cold winter.

Candice Swanepoel Hottest Paddle Ball Playing Photos EVER!!

Candice Swanepoel Playing Paddle Ball

After doing her part to beautify the sands of St. Barts, showing off her rockin’ bikini and that the smooth round booty, the lovely Candice Swanepoel was spotted taking in the day and showed off her paddle ball skills to the paparazzi. If we wanted to come up with a complaint perhaps we could say that these photos would’ve been better if she were playing in a bikini but we won’t be picky since it’s Candice. Anyway, special thanks to Candice for giving us a couple of days of distraction and continuing to be the standard to which all other VS bikini photos is compared. We’re sure she’s off back to NYC… you know, with her boy Milo, that damn lucky dog of hers.

Jennifer Lawrence Workin’ It on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

Jennifer Lawrence on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jennifer Lawrence continues to make her rounds in Hollywood as she continues to collect award after award for Silver Linings Playbook and last night she hit up Jimmy Kimmel’s show. The big one, the Academy Awards will be presented on February 24th with not only Jennifer looking to take home an Oscar for Best Actress but also Bradley Cooper for Best Actor, Robert De Niro for Best Supporting Actor, Jacki Weaver for Best Supporting Actress, along with nominations for Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Picture. Check out one of Jennifer’s segments from Kimmel last night:

NYC: Katrina Bowden at Gym Sports Old Navy Active

Katrina Bowden at the Gym Sports Old Navy Active

These are from a couple weeks back but for some reason Katrina Bowden is one of those young starlet hotties that we’ve been really digging for awhile now. Katrina was at the Gym Sports Old Navy Active in New York City. Wearing tight workout pants, Katrina showed off some of her workout moves but in a disclaimer prior to hitting up the Gallery, Katrina didn’t do any bent over excerises to show off her cute little booty. Thank goodness for mirrors to provide us atleast a little view of Katrina’s backside.

L.A.: Sharon Stone Takes Her Argentine Sugar Baby For A Walk

Sharon Stone With Boyfriend Martin Mica

These were snapped a couple days back (Jan. 30) as 54-year-old & still sexy Sharon Stone was seen holding hands with Argentinian model boyfriend/sugar baby Martin Mica as they left a medical building. I hope she’s not trying to have his baby or anything b/c that’s not what Sugar Mommas are supposed to do with their sugar babies. Regardless of what’s going down, Sharon Stone looks really happy, so good for her!

Ladies Who Attended “Side Effects” NYC Premiere

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Elettra Wiedemann, Jess Weixler, Kate Mara, Rooney Mara, Vinessa Shaw

Pictured: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Elettra Wiedemann, Jess Weixler, Kate Mara, Rooney Mara, Vinessa Shaw

Side Effects is the upcoming Steven Soderbergh film starring Jude Law, Rooney Mara, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Channing Tatum. Look for it in theaters on February 8th. For more info, visit the Side Effects official website.

Jonathan Banks (Jude Law) is a successful psychiatrist who begins having sessions with Emily Taylor (Rooney Mara), a young married woman who is dealing with the jail release of her husband Martin (Channing Tatum). When Emily is reunited with Martin, Banks prescribes a drug called Ablixa to treat Emily’s anxiety disorder. Soon after taking the drug, Emily awakens to find a dead body in her apartment, having murdered the person. Banks is then heavily criticized, investigated and questioned whether it was Emily’s intention to murder the woman, or if she is a victim of his medical treatment. [Wiki]

Anne Hathaway Rocks Under Armour; Adam Shulman in Adidas!

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The lovebirds were seen going out for a walk in L.A. with their dog. Seeing how Anne Hathaway is set to win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in “Les Misérables,” it’ll be interesting to see if she also suffers from the Oscar Curse. Anne has already been through her share of tragedy when it comes to shady lovers, so I doubt this Adam Shulman guy is all that harmful. Then again, who actually knows what’s going on behind the scenes?

It’s also rumored that the couple are considering having a baby, so maybe Anne will make a surprise announcement over the next few weeks. Taking into consideration all the joy that she must be drowning in these days, I’m pretty sure Anne & Adam are having a lot of Celebration Sex following each award show where she’s honored with Best Supporting Actress honors.

L.A.: Sexy Charlize Theron Still Workin’ the “Mad Max” Hairdo

Charlize Theron, star of the upcoming film "Mad Max: Fury Road", sports a Native American inspired t-shirt as she emerges from a dance class in LA

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the beautiful Charlize Theron was seen leaving a dance class in Los Angeles. The 37-year-old South African actress unfortunately doesn’t any releases in the books for 2013, but according to her IMDb page, 2014 looks packed full! Her biggest film in works is of course “Mad Max: Fury Road,” which is the latest film in the series, which is directed by Australian George Miller. The upcoming installment stars Tom Hardy, Nicholas Hoult, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley & many others.

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