Harry Styles Had Drunken Birthday Sex With This Chick

Harry Styles celebrating his birthday

Judging by how things have gone since the breakup, Harry Styles appears far more happier these days than he was during those mornings when he suffered through lonely walks out of Taylor Swift’s NYC hotel after spending his nights trying to convince Taylor to have sex with him—or at least give him a blowjob. Considering how he ended the relationship by calling her crazy, we’re gonna assume she didn’t put out.

The young pop star celebrated his 19th birthday over the weekend by doing exactly what every other 19 year old does around the world. Harry hit multiple nightclubs, got completely trashed, made out with countless girls & then took a few chicks back home for a drunken birthday orgy. We should note that the partying for 99.9999999% of dudes who’re turning 19 ends at getting completely trashed & passing out alone on somebody’s couch, possibly covered in your own puke.

On a completely different topic, what’s up with his security guard’s intimidating, Mr. Miyagi beard? I’m kinda diggin’ it…

Harry Styles celebrating his birthday

  • MundoLopez1

    He looks like damned retard here..

    • IamLegend_2000

      MundoLopez1 lots of drinks tends to do that.

    • RoxyGilmour

      MundoLopez1 LMAO!

  • IamLegend_2000

    “trying to convince Taylor to give it up”??? I thought she did that over & over with all her ex’s starting way long ago & yet somehow seems to keep her “good girl” image all nice & shiny.. come on she was “all grown up” since back when & sex is a very normal part of a relationship.

    • MoeJackson

      IamLegend_2000 well, the new rumor is that Taylor doesn’t put out.
      The theory fits since all her relationships last 5-10 days.

  • skilligan

    at least she is giving up the draws

  • RoxyGilmour


  • Backwoodsman

    He called Taylor crazy and then picked up that chick?  I realize this is probably just an evening out fling, but that blonde wouldn’t be my first choice for sane…

  • Bozz

    He’s second most annoying kid after Justin Bieber.

  • curvefan

    I don’t like this little troll but he gets a pass on this one.  When I was 19 I wanted to have them all.  No if he goes back for more then that’s another story.